Comments on: Gurney http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:53:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-372661 Michael Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:48:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-372661 Um actually god does show miracles and signs.... lol You sure r smart piratus!! Um actually god does show miracles and signs….
lol
You sure r smart piratus!!

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]]> By: Cap'n Wolf http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-348422 Cap'n Wolf Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:47:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-348422 Truly remarkable. Blessed be you to see his likeness in cleaning fluid. Truly remarkable. Blessed be you to see his likeness in cleaning fluid.

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]]> By: Zach http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-330298 Zach Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:37:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-330298 amazing...you have been touched by his noodly appendage amazing…you have been touched by his noodly appendage

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]]> By: Franko http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-323128 Franko Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:11:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-323128 This is one of my favorite sightings, all of which are growing ever more numerous. He is with us. Even more important than bodily secretions or spaghetti sauce, this formation of cleaning fluids shows His omnipresence and care for our purity. Jah! Pastafari! This is one of my favorite sightings, all of which are growing ever more numerous. He is with us. Even more important than bodily secretions or spaghetti sauce, this formation of cleaning fluids shows His omnipresence and care for our purity. Jah! Pastafari!

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]]> By: Vermicelli http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-322900 Vermicelli Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:01:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-322900 Has anyone carbon dated this shroud yet? Has anyone carbon dated this shroud yet?

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]]> By: Prop Forward http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-320707 Prop Forward Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:14:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-320707 Piratus, now it begins to make sense. God the janitor was moved to spill cleaning fluid in noodle form on the holy Gurney of Austin. I can only surmise that God seeks release from the prison that his "believers" have constructed around him. We must strive to assist God in his angst; FSM expects no less of us. RAmen Piratus, now it begins to make sense. God the janitor was moved to spill cleaning fluid in noodle form on the holy Gurney of Austin. I can only surmise that God seeks release from the prison that his “believers” have constructed around him. We must strive to assist God in his angst; FSM expects no less of us. RAmen

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]]> By: Piratus http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-319985 Piratus Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:34:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-319985 brittni, that's right, does "God" ever do it? No. He says anyone you doesn't like him suffers. Wouldn't it be amusing if the FSM was like the CEO of the Universe and God is only a janitor or something. brittni, that’s right, does “God” ever do it? No. He says anyone you doesn’t like him suffers. Wouldn’t it be amusing if the FSM was like the CEO of the Universe and God is only a janitor or something.

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]]> By: James D http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-319841 James D Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:14:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-319841 RabidRunner you may have to e-mail Henderbob about that, I am not sure if he checks the site constantly, or whatever, if he has responded cool, I know as the (read my above post as to how) King/Captain of all pirates that I am very pleased with your actions, and I hope to see you post again, possibly getting your own section if you take a team picture and send it to Henderbob, Good luck in your race and may the FSM sped you along with his noodly appendages, or just eat pasta beforehand and he will be with you, for a few hours anyway. James D RabidRunner you may have to e-mail Henderbob about that, I am not sure if he checks the site constantly, or whatever, if he has responded cool, I know as the (read my above post as to how) King/Captain of all pirates that I am very pleased with your actions, and I hope to see you post again, possibly getting your own section if you take a team picture and send it to Henderbob, Good luck in your race and may the FSM sped you along with his noodly appendages, or just eat pasta beforehand and he will be with you, for a few hours anyway.
James D

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]]> By: RabidRunner http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-318272 RabidRunner Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:24:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-318272 Hi. Great site. I run with a bunch of people and we plan to run a relay in June. I came across your site and wondered if you'd have a problem if we named our team Carbo Diem? We'd buy t-shirts, etc. Regards, rabidrunner Hi. Great site. I run with a bunch of people and we plan to run a relay in June. I came across your site and wondered if you’d have a problem if we named our team Carbo Diem? We’d buy t-shirts, etc.

Regards,
rabidrunner

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]]> By: Udon Rock http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-317563 Udon Rock Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:51:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-317563 It should be enshrined.... It should be enshrined….

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]]> By: Kvasnik http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-317495 Kvasnik Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:56:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-317495 This is utter blasphemy. Nobody should publish or even own images of Him. Creating images of our FSM is not what He desired. Technically we should not even speak His name. This is utter blasphemy. Nobody should publish or even own images of Him. Creating images of our FSM is not what He desired. Technically we should not even speak His name.

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]]> By: Believah http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-317471 Believah Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:09:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-317471 @ alexis Quote: -------------------- It sort of looks like the FSM attacking Jesus’s face. The bottom part looks like a beard. Qed. -------------------- Hmmm... I think you are way off about FSM there. I am pretty sure He is a benevolent being, and as such, He would never attack anyone - Not even the competition. /Believah @ alexis

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It sort of looks like the FSM attacking Jesus’s face. The bottom part looks like a beard.
Qed.
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Hmmm…
I think you are way off about FSM there. I am pretty sure He is a benevolent being, and as such, He would never attack anyone – Not even the competition.

/Believah

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]]> By: Bexx http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-317383 Bexx Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:20:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-317383 Oh my FSM, it's him! *worships* Oh my FSM, it’s him!
*worships*

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]]> By: Jon http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-316769 Jon Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:43:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-316769 I was really sad today, too much work then I saw this and I feel inspired, like a born again noodle I was really sad today, too much work then I saw this and I feel inspired, like a born again noodle

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]]> By: mad jack flint http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-315805 mad jack flint Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:47:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-315805 hosanna to the Austin Shroud ! hosanna to the Austin Shroud !

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]]> By: James D http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-315775 James D Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:51:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-315775 Ha that is no beard; it is his many, many, noodly appendages. May your hospital wherever it is, continue to be blessed, and may all places where the sick go to receive treatment be blessed by his noodles. RAmen James D, The (self appointed, possibly FSM anointed,) Captain of the pirates. Ha that is no beard; it is his many, many, noodly appendages. May your hospital wherever it is, continue to be blessed, and may all places where the sick go to receive treatment be blessed by his noodles.
RAmen
James D, The (self appointed, possibly FSM anointed,) Captain of the pirates.

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]]> By: Ramen_loving_brittni http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-315722 Ramen_loving_brittni Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:31:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-315722 Wow... the FSM is so nice to bless the sick ppl who dont even worship him. ...unlike a certain christian god! RAmen Wow… the FSM is so nice to bless the sick ppl who dont even worship him. …unlike a certain christian god!

RAmen

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]]> By: Barnacle Bill http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-314665 Barnacle Bill Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:05:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-314665 It is true. The FSM works in mysterious ways. . said Barnacle Bill the Sailor It is true. The FSM works in mysterious ways.
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said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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]]> By: Mike C. http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-314244 Mike C. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:07:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-314244 Ramen brother or sister. We can see here the ever present force of the FSM. You are correct, this is not by random change and he has touched your hospital and gurney with His noodly appendage and given his blessings upon you. As it has been said, cleanliness is next to noodleness. Ramen brother or sister. We can see here the ever present force of the FSM. You are correct, this is not by random change and he has touched your hospital and gurney with His noodly appendage and given his blessings upon you. As it has been said, cleanliness is next to noodleness.

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney/#comment-314083 Wench Nikkiee Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:15:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/15/gurney.htm#comment-314083 Proof that He cares! RAmen Proof that He cares!
RAmen

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