I am an Urgent Care doctor in Austin, Tx. I was amazed last night at my clinic to notice this image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifested in a puddle of cleaning fluid on our trauma bay gurney. I have always considered myself an agnostic but I must admit this has given me pause. If there is an FSM then this must be a sign that He has blessed my patients with His noodly appendage. For that I am grateful.
–Chad F. Babcock, MD
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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brittni, that’s right, does “God” ever do it? No. He says anyone you doesn’t like him suffers. Wouldn’t it be amusing if the FSM was like the CEO of the Universe and God is only a janitor or something.
Piratus, now it begins to make sense. God the janitor was moved to spill cleaning fluid in noodle form on the holy Gurney of Austin. I can only surmise that God seeks release from the prison that his “believers” have constructed around him. We must strive to assist God in his angst; FSM expects no less of us. RAmen
Has anyone carbon dated this shroud yet?
This is one of my favorite sightings, all of which are growing ever more numerous. He is with us. Even more important than bodily secretions or spaghetti sauce, this formation of cleaning fluids shows His omnipresence and care for our purity. Jah! Pastafari!
amazing…you have been touched by his noodly appendage
Truly remarkable. Blessed be you to see his likeness in cleaning fluid.
Um actually god does show miracles and signs….
lol
You sure r smart piratus!!