Comments on: umm u have GOT to be kidding http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:49:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: the random frog http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-485591 the random frog Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:53:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-485591 you don't have enough faith to believe in an omniscient invisible creator. god will not be pleased. you don’t have enough faith to believe in an omniscient invisible creator. god will not be pleased.

]]> By: WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-408833 WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:39:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-408833 u guys are fucking crazy u guys are fucking crazy

]]> By: WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-408832 WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:38:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-408832 WOW U GUYS R LOSERS WOW U GUYS R LOSERS

]]> By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-405017 Earthbreaker Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:21:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-405017 Liar! You bashed it! YOU BASHED IT! And yes you do worship it! Your omnipotent God exists within everything including Spaghetti! Even carbonara! Liar! You bashed it! YOU BASHED IT!

And yes you do worship it! Your omnipotent God exists within everything including Spaghetti! Even carbonara!

]]> By: Anon http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-402056 Anon Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:37:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-402056 Wow, He doesn't get it does he? Wow, He doesn’t get it does he?

]]> By: thisurbanjungle http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-401455 thisurbanjungle Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:39:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-401455 lol! This is good for laughs! Sure won't be funny for long though! Some people are soooo.... open minded that their brains fall out! "...a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!" lol! This is good for laughs! Sure won’t be funny for long though!
Some people are soooo…. open minded that their brains fall out!

“…a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!”

]]> By: chaos http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-380446 chaos Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:26:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-380446 Michael, so was God. Pasta, on the other hand, is an actual thing created by man, whereas God is a large group of thoughts created by man. If you're going to have God crammed down your throat, wouldn't you rather it be a tasty God with parmesan sauce? RAmen Michael, so was God. Pasta, on the other hand, is an actual thing created by man, whereas God is a large group of thoughts created by man.
If you’re going to have God crammed down your throat, wouldn’t you rather it be a tasty God with parmesan sauce? RAmen

]]> By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-372669 Michael Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:52:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-372669 Hey Just to tell u guys pasta was created by man Hey Just to tell u guys pasta was created by man

]]> By: higgy http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-349344 higgy Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:07:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-349344 PoJo, that's a great point :D PoJo, that’s a great point :D

]]> By: Cap'n Wolf http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-348423 Cap'n Wolf Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:49:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-348423 Vera is right. And don't forget what George Carlin says. The invisible man has a list of stuff he wants us not to do, and if we do it, he sends us to suffer for eternity. But he loves us. *rolls eyes* Vera is right.

And don’t forget what George Carlin says.

The invisible man has a list of stuff he wants us not to do, and if we do it, he sends us to suffer for eternity. But he loves us. *rolls eyes*

]]> By: Vera http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-340014 Vera Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:25:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-340014 You've got to have a lot of faith to believe in an invisible man in the sky who created us just for the hell of it. You’ve got to have a lot of faith to believe in an invisible man in the sky who created us just for the hell of it.

]]> By: Bo Johansson http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-324831 Bo Johansson Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-324831 The only moderator that has a mail-button is Capellini (if there are any others please let me know) but I have to be logged in to mail her. And since I can’t log I can’t mail her… The only solution seems to reregister with another nick and e-mail and I would rather not. Apparently someone is moderating these comments - can’t you please help me in some way? The only moderator that has a mail-button is Capellini (if there are any others please let me know) but I have to be logged in to mail her. And since I can’t log I can’t mail her… The only solution seems to reregister with another nick and e-mail and I would rather not.

Apparently someone is moderating these comments - can’t you please help me in some way?

]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-322059 James D King of Pirates Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:39:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-322059 So instead of spaghetti you worship a really old pervert? I am not talking priests here either. The guy supposed watches you constantly throughout the course of your life, likes to populate the world with 1 family, and will torture you eternally for not worshiping him. 3 Fetishes there I will describe and how FSM does not have them: 1) Watching you known as voyeurism, FSM likes to give you private time whenever you are naked or doing something he would rather not see, whereas the Christian God will watch you constantly throughout your life, non stop to see if you ever stop worshiping him. 2) Incest, twice recorded in the bible, he has forced one family to get it on repeatedly in order to make more children, (Adam and eve, Noah) whereas the FSM made a lot of midgets and they grew taller over time. 3) Sado masochism, the enjoyment of the torture of others or yourself. The worst a pastafarian gets is Stale Beer and strippers with VD and even then its only if you were a total jack ass belief is not even mandatory for our heaven. What do you get for screwing up even once in your faith? An eternity of torment while your god watches you to make sure you stay there, so who is better? Your god probably has even more weird fetishes if you read the whole bible. (Like the whole snuff fetish thing) I hope you all enjoyed this commentary of a dirty old man, verses the FSM. RAmen James D King of Pirates So instead of spaghetti you worship a really old pervert? I am not talking priests here either. The guy supposed watches you constantly throughout the course of your life, likes to populate the world with 1 family, and will torture you eternally for not worshiping him. 3 Fetishes there I will describe and how FSM does not have them:
1) Watching you known as voyeurism, FSM likes to give you private time whenever you are naked or doing something he would rather not see, whereas the Christian God will watch you constantly throughout your life, non stop to see if you ever stop worshiping him.
2) Incest, twice recorded in the bible, he has forced one family to get it on repeatedly in order to make more children, (Adam and eve, Noah) whereas the FSM made a lot of midgets and they grew taller over time.
3) Sado masochism, the enjoyment of the torture of others or yourself. The worst a pastafarian gets is Stale Beer and strippers with VD and even then its only if you were a total jack ass belief is not even mandatory for our heaven. What do you get for screwing up even once in your faith? An eternity of torment while your god watches you to make sure you stay there, so who is better? Your god probably has even more weird fetishes if you read the whole bible. (Like the whole snuff fetish thing)
I hope you all enjoyed this commentary of a dirty old man, verses the FSM.
RAmen
James D King of Pirates

]]> By: CER WILL http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321731 CER WILL Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:29:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321731 WOW IF WANT TO THINK THE THERE IS A GOD WHICH IS MADE FROM FOOD IM GOONA BELEAVE IT, ITS FAR BETTER THEN GETING YOUR RELIGION CRAMED DOWN YOUR THROAT BY SOME OLD DRUNKEN MINISTER WHO LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH THE YOUNG QUIR GROUP!!!!!!!11 WOW IF WANT TO THINK THE THERE IS A GOD WHICH IS MADE FROM FOOD IM GOONA BELEAVE IT, ITS FAR BETTER THEN GETING YOUR RELIGION CRAMED DOWN YOUR THROAT BY SOME OLD DRUNKEN MINISTER WHO LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH THE YOUNG QUIR GROUP!!!!!!!11

]]> By: Bo Johansson http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321547 Bo Johansson Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:45:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321547 Thanks for answering Cap’n Ollie. The only moderator that has a mail-button is Capellini (if there are any others please let me know) but I have to be logged in to mail her. And since I can’t log I can’t mail her… I am probably a member of around 50 different forums and this has never happened before. The only solution seems to reregister with another nick and e-mail and I would rather not. Apparently someone is moderating these comments - can’t you please help me in some way? Thanks for answering Cap’n Ollie.

The only moderator that has a mail-button is Capellini (if there are any others please let me know) but I have to be logged in to mail her. And since I can’t log I can’t mail her… I am probably a member of around 50 different forums and this has never happened before. The only solution seems to reregister with another nick and e-mail and I would rather not.

Apparently someone is moderating these comments - can’t you please help me in some way?

]]> By: Red DutchPasta Wench http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321084 Red DutchPasta Wench Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:32:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-321084 Ehm, Damita, the publisher and author og the site Henderob (or Bobby Henderson), yhe writer of this piece of common un-sense signed at the bottom of the piece. * Bobby, maybe it's an idea to make this more clear?? Ehm, Damita, the publisher and author og the site Henderob (or Bobby Henderson), yhe writer of this piece of common un-sense signed at the bottom of the piece.
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Bobby, maybe it’s an idea to make this more clear??

]]> By: Damita http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-319019 Damita Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:12:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-319019 Yes, dear henderob, I do believe the author of the site is kidding. And if you had SOME common sense, you would, too. Yes, dear henderob, I do believe the author of the site is kidding. And if you had SOME common sense, you would, too.

]]> By: Dylan Smith http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318728 Dylan Smith Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:13:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318728 In my opinion... You have to have just as much faith to believe in all the bullshit that Christians believe. In my opinion… You have to have just as much faith to believe in all the bullshit that Christians believe.

]]> By: Ramenlover http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318297 Ramenlover Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:42:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318297 Thanks for being nice about your disbelief. :) We get a lot of mean, abusive people here. This is refreshing. Thanks for being nice about your disbelief. :) We get a lot of mean, abusive people here. This is refreshing.

]]> By: Thoreau http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318072 Thoreau Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:31:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/14/umm-u-have-got-to-be-kidding.htm#comment-318072 I have a question: I make lasagna for my students, as a teaching tool. Sort of. Could I be considered a Pastafarian if I don't actually make spaghetti, but instead use lasagna noodles? Would this be considered blasphemy or am I guilty of heterodoxy? Do I need to start making lasagna out of spaghetti noodles in order to worship properly? I have a question: I make lasagna for my students, as a teaching tool. Sort of. Could I be considered a Pastafarian if I don’t actually make spaghetti, but instead use lasagna noodles? Would this be considered blasphemy or am I guilty of heterodoxy? Do I need to start making lasagna out of spaghetti noodles in order to worship properly?

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