umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the FSM movement is nonsense. Scientific research clearly shows that spaghetti evolved from dumplings. No wait–spaghetti and dumplings share a common ancestor. We found a fossilized noodle under a rock (or could it be a string?) and ran it through our computer. The computer says its 3 quinitillion years old. Even though none of us were here 3 quintillion years ago-I’ll believe the computer. I will now put an FSM emblem on my car w/ litle legs underneath-LOL
Evolution at its best.
This just in–10 foofillion year old lo mein fossil found in China!!!
more proof of the spaghetti evolution
GOD IS REAL! Mankind from Apes is not
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the FSM movement is nonsense. Scientific research clearly shows that spaghetti evolved from dumplings. No wait–spaghetti and dumplings share a common ancestor. We found a fossilized noodle under a rock (or could it be a string?) and ran it through our computer. The computer says its 3 quinitillion years old. Even though none of us were here 3 quintillion years ago-I’ll believe the computer. I will now put an FSM emblem on my car w/ litle legs underneath-LOL
Evolution at its best.
This just in–10 foofillion year old lo mein fossil found in China!!!LOL
more proof of the spaghetti evolution
GOD IS REAL! Mankind from Apes is not
As a Christian I see how many other Christians can see this as ridiculous and/or Blasphemous, but unlike most Christians I do not. I believe that how or what someone worships is not the problem, it’s how we treat other people. Although I do not believe in the FSM, I wouldn’t condemn someone to hell because they do, after all one of my best friends is a Pastafarian, and he is one of the best people I know. I believe that if most christians would stop bitching about God being taken out of schools, and used that energy for something more productive (i.e. the homeless or sick) alot more could get done.
To Elvish Pirate Monarch
(…I really wish there was a device you could give to people that would let them detect sarcasm and parody…)
unfortunately, there is a device, but it can’t be given, only inherited —it’s called intelligence
the next best thing is simple instruction via jokes/wordplays etc….it took several seasons for Alice to understand the concept (Vicar of Dibley fans will know what I mean), but once the light goes on…it’s like not being able to unsee Jesus in the snow once you’ve seen him.
Micknick we are an organized relIgion that, contrary to the rest, endorse rational thought, scientific understanding, etc. We are also very proud to say that we are so open minded that given enough evidence we are more than willing to embrace it and rewrite our sacred scriptures. They are sacred only as long as they are useful to us. We reject dogma. In fact that it was agreed that our service be performed on friday and that it should include beer and pasta. I wonder how many pastafarians would believe this is dogmatic? In fact most of them follow this sacrament without realizing they are doing exactly what His Noodliness has asked to do BUT without dogma. Then end up happy, and full (or Whole)
What can be said about Christianity? Well, in many websites it has been summarized as follows:
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat form a magical tree. Makes perfect sense!
(please if anyone knows who wrote this please let me know so I can properly quote him/her)
Francisco, now I like your attitude brother :) The FSM is pretty cool about people not believing in him.
May pasta be with you ;P
I actually like this hate mail.
Francisco wrote in part:
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“As a Christian I see how many other Christians can see this as ridiculous and/or Blasphemous, but unlike most Christians I do not. I believe that how or what someone worships is not the problem, it’s how we treat other people. Although I do not believe in the FSM, I wouldn’t condemn someone to hell because they do…”
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I appreciate the sentiment, but, unfortunately, it is not in line with Christian doctrine, according to which, it is by “grace,” not “works,” that salvation can be achieved. I also realize that there are many others who share your view, but you should understand that your religion does condemn everyone who does not believe in Jesus and your god. Further, mere belief is not enough for salvation. One must also be forgiven for a sin that one did not commit, ie “original sin.”
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We Pastararians do not believe as you do. We believe that is is how we live our lives that determines where we will go (heaven vs hell), not what we believe about the nature of a god, be it the FSM or any other deity. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster tells us the FSM does not care if we believe in Him or not. He is not that vain.
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It sounds like you may be more of a Pastafarian than you might think. Maybe you should reconsider you beliefs, in light of how you feel about the official position of your present religion. Who knows, you might be touched by His Noodly Appendage and changed forever.
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RAmen
Only some christians believe that communion is literally the body and blood of Christ. Most believe it is a representation and is just a ceremonial thing.
I believe all religious options should be explored. Live life and love!
Yes, food is food and food is INDEED food is food. And why not worship food? Better than someone who will make you burn for eternity if you don’t believe in him because he’s very insecure.
And who said that spaghetti was created before him? Perhaps he nibbled on his appendages while trying to pass college (which he created) and thought that it tasted pretty good. So he gave us a physical manifestation of himself in which we enjoy so very much.
Spaghetti is easier to eat for religious purposes than stale bread and someone’s blood.
RAmen!
Yes, food is food and food is INDEED food is food.
mvemba Feb 15th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
“The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the FSM movement is nonsense.”
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Hey mvemba the FSM is legit and therefore so are we! Even Jesus acknowledges His Noodlyness, the FSM.
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Signs from God (s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf1ZIMcTlW0
RAmen
Wait wait wait,
YOU belive in a man, who walked on water, turned water into wine, died, came back to life, and THIS is nonsense?! Hah. I mean, the fact that a spirit with no image create dthe world, is that ok? WE don’t trouble YOU by beliving our belives, then why you christians have to ruin everything!? You don’t see us killing others just because they are other relgions(like you do), you don’t see us throw our money for a HUGE cathedral. What kind of damage did FSM do to the world? Not a thing. And christainizm? WAY too much damage. The crusade, for example. And lets not talk about Hitler. If you will look at this “Testment” of yours well, you will see how much bullshit can be in a single, forsaken book. We didn’t do anything. Each other religion has done enough damage. We didn’t. And we don’t want to. All the other relgions want to control the world. We don’t. We want to leave in peace, without being distrubbed by your religion nonsence. But, I guess that you christains just can’t take it, then someone got a better idea then this lousy thing you call god. So are we kidding? Nah-ah. Are you kidding? Yes. You know what I have to tell you and your christ? Go to eat vegtables in hell. Because of your punny “lets see how quickly we can kill all pirates in this world” of yours, the world will turn to hell. Hell, I tell you, HELL. now if FSM distrubs you, why did you enter here? Now please, let us live our lives, with our faith. Oh, and when you reach hell and eat vegtables, while we are drinking bear infromt of a strip factory, remeber this post of yours. Remember, that not a single war was caused by FSM. Remember all the wars that started by Christ, and his followers.
Wait. So there are people stupid enough to believe that Pastafarianism is an actual religion? I…am utterly flabbergasted. This is why I don’t talk to people and hide in my little hole in the wall. They’re just too retarded to handle.
Congradulations, the test results came back, it ends up that your gay. And in better news you also have AIDs
Go Francisco!
Could you be possibly sent to hell if you don’t even believe there is one?? I don’t. I’m someone who is Absent-brained(It’s not absent - it was never there :) )
I just wish we would be insulted with proper spelling…. That would make me happy.
RaMEN!
I like spaghetti. Does the FSM condone smoking weed? I smoke a lot of weed. Does the FSM smoke weed? Does the FSM smoke shwagg, or does he smoke some dank stuff? Let me know mangs. In FSM I trust.
HELP (for the second time)!
Sorry, this is really off-topic but I don’t know how to get help here. I already posted this request for help in another posting, I now am doing it again, getting a bit desperate.
I joined the forum but apparently I forgot to activate my account. Solution according to the FAQ: contact the forum adm. How? In order to send them mail I have to log in which I obviously can’t. I can’t reregister since my email “is already used”. What to do? Catch 22 comes to mind…