umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Mickchick,
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That loud, “whoosh”, would be the point flying over your head.
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OEJ
“umm u have GOT to be kidding.”
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Sure!
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“wow.”
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Great!
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“im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…”
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Good for you! You’re a horrible speller, though!
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“u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing.”
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Have you seen all the evidence and academic endorsements?
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“i sure as heck dont.”
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What’s a “dont”?
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“food is food is food.”
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Food is indeed food.
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“i like spaghetti.”
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Me too!
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“i just dont worship it.”
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Why not worship food that gives life instead of a deity that demands it for the sole purpose that he’s jealous and insecure?
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“lol”
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Read your post, huh?
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“-mickchick”
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-Lazlow
It’s not supposed to be a serious religion, it’s just supposed to be a point that if it is so ridicuolus,then how come the idea of your god isnt as silly???
It’s called a SHIFT key, people!!!
note to admin (bob) can we please please PLEASE somehow setup a system for asking the age of these hatemail senders? I know theres no way of being sure they enter their correct age… but its still better than nothing. Its just that there are SOO many of these “I can’t believe you believe this crap” type of hatemail, and I find it so hard to believe that so many cant believe that we believe this crap! I mean if the poster is 12, then its cool, i’ll let it go.. But otherwise… man I’m scared…
Food is food and a man is a man, not a god. And a book is a book, not the Truth and god’s words.
I can’t see why our beliefs implies more faith than yours, but in case they do, you should remind that faith is a capital virtue in christian’s belief, so we are closer to heaven than you - hehe
May His noodly appendage touch you
Umm… Wow. Do any Christains know the meaning of the word “satire”?
why not? it’s delicious!
“food is food is food”
Except when its the blood and flesh of Christ, am I right?
mickchick, yes, it’s a parody, tongue is firmly in cheek!
RAmen
…..I worship it.
Some people will just never understand. Ah well, back to believing there was a man before said man created man, eh?
dude if u have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all.
fsm rocks
ramen
if u aint got nothin nice to say dont say anything at all
fsm rocks
ramen
No. We’re super… super… serious.
you sir, are an idiot.
What? Kidding? How dare you belittle our love for the Lord and Dinner! You don’t see me laughing at your god do you? Well I’m not, because it’s not funny to be nailed to a piece of wood by Romans…..Ok, it is a little funny, but I’m still not laughing! May you receive ten thousand lashes with a wet noodle! May your sauce be thin and flavorless for all eternity! May pirates park their ship your foot and drink all your booze! You are dead to me mickchick….you hurt my spirit….
Soooo…..pretty much our god is completly ridiculous and we need tons of faith to follow Him……so whats the difference here?!
Hm…
As a former Christian, I really need to say this: Christianity takes A LOT of faith. This is the reason that I am not a Christian. I am too much of a skeptic and a cynic to believe in such things. Faith is not something I know. I have no faith in humanity and no faith in the supernatural.
Possibly biggest (and most dismissed) question asked about Christianity is:
If your God exists, and is, indeed, a God of mercy and love who loves ALL of creation and is empathetic to the sufferings of man, and who wants the pains of the world to vanish, then why does everything still suck?
I hear Christians say that they see God everywhere, in the beauty of the world and in the wonders of creation. I see nothing but pain and misery. I see the suffering of innocent people. This leads me to believe that one of two options is true:
1) There is no God (or, at least, any God who actively influences the world - deism not ruled out here)
2) There is a God, but he sure as hell does not love us.
Either way, I find no reason to worship and/or have faith in some supernatural being who thinks he can rule my life.
to God:
Happiness or GTFO!
> u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing
That’s the nicest thing I have heard a christian say in a long time. Thank you and may His Noodly Goodness bless you.