umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Yes. We are. What’s your excuse?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
That makes perfect sense…
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeh.. That makes perfect sense..
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..
Makes loads of sense..
I sure as heck do. Why shouldn’t I? Is it because my God is less believable than an old bearded white man floating around in the clouds surrounded by humans with wings and gold rings surrounding their heads? Is His Noodliness less realistic than, say… transubstantiation? Now there’s something that grabs you by the horns!
My God, the one true God (meaty be the sauce), loves me (and you), AND he is delicious with more than a hint of garlic.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
“im a Christian?” This I find hard to understand. Is this a reference to the Instant Messaging all the kids are doing? Sorry, no need for me to message a Christian.
Just like you have to have a lot of faith to believe in talking snakes, talking burning bushes, flying horses, and any big invisible monster. So who’s kidding who?
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Spaghedeity Worship
I continue to say that any Christian who points out the fact that we worship a form of food seriously needs to reexamine the whole communion thing.
Mickchick - I like fairy tales as much as the next person, but I don’t worship one. A dead guy is a dead guy is a dead guy. I like dead folks as much as the next guy, too, but I don’t worship one…
u have to have a lot of fate a white wizrd from lord of the rings created the world
Mickchick, do they teach Christians how to do research? Guess not because if you knew how to, all you would have to do is click “About” and see why FSM came about. In a nutshell, it is not to teach Intelligent Design in Science class because it is not science. If they do want to teach it then they would have to teach FSM. Why? Because FSM is just as likely as Christian God. You can not prove nor disprove either. That is why it should be kept at church or religious studies and not science. Understand?
RAmen!
PS. FSM loves all and accepts all religions. Also we have never killed anyone in the name of the FSM. You can’t say that about Christianity!
Yes, it takes faith.
You didn’t bash, so, i’ll only unload with one barrel,please explain why it’s easier to believe in a big beardy man in the sky? And, umm, doesn’t Christianity encourage faith?
Wow. You must be pretty stupid.
You, like most of those in your faith, appear to have totally missed the point.
The FSM loves you, even if you have yet to discover his noodliness for yourself.
There are those that believe bread and wine become actual body and blood of that Christ fella.
They got it all wrong as bread and wine are nothing but a good accompanyment to a nice pasta dish. Hence the obvious superiority of the Spaghedeity ( sauce be upon him ).
You just don’t get it. Lighten up and have a little fun!
Yaaarrr Pastafari!
There are some that believe that bread and wine become the flesh and blood of some Jesus fella.
They got it all wrong. Bread and wine are nothing but a good accompanyment to a decent pasta dish. Hence the superiority of the Spaghedeity.
Anyway, you just don’t get it. Lighten up and have some fun!
Yaaaarrrr Pastafari!!
i’m glad that you like spaghetti, it is your first step on the road to forgiveness.yes we do have a lot of faith, it comes from knowing we are correct, food is pasta is god.
Umm, I think u GOT to be kidding. wow. Im a pastafarian and Im not gonna bash christianity but wow… U have to have a lot of faith to believe in all that cr*p in the bible. I sure as heck dont. Without food, everyone on this planet would die. I like spaghetti too. I worship it. Rofl Mao.
P.S.: Have you ever heard of irony?