2008 February archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for February, 2008

Massachusetts plates

Published by Bobby Henderson February 28th, 2008 in General FSM news. 23 Comments

Just received this picture from Myron. Nice!

for a preschooler

Published by Bobby Henderson February 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 139 Comments

for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex [...]

Billions of years ago

Published by Bobby Henderson February 26th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 598 Comments

“Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on it’s surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky and formed itself into the words “Coca [...]

iraq chapter

Published by Bobby Henderson February 25th, 2008 in General FSM news. 49 Comments

Thought you might like to know the word is spreading – even in the land that’s the stronghold of Islam…
The Arabic roughly translates to “Sunni Triangle Chapter” …
Regards,
LCDR R.S.
Very cool. I really want one.

I don’t understand why you all hate God

Published by Bobby Henderson February 24th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 362 Comments

I don’t understand why you all hate God. Why don’t you believe He exists? I read in an earlier message that the Bible is filled with historical errors. Actually, it is very historically accurate. Christianity has been around since the beginning of time - it just didn’t have the name Christianity. The belief in God [...]

you really wanna get a pirate ship

Published by Bobby Henderson February 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 120 Comments

you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?
I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, [...]

you dumb bitch

Published by Bobby Henderson February 20th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 472 Comments

YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I [...]

Is this guy for real?

Published by Bobby Henderson February 18th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 83 Comments

Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Flying spaghetti monster? Where did he come up with that?
-gbf

Take a look in exodus

Published by Bobby Henderson February 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 266 Comments

Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and [...]

Gurney

Published by Bobby Henderson February 15th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 27 Comments

I am an Urgent Care doctor in Austin, Tx. I was amazed last night at my clinic to notice this image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifested in a puddle of cleaning fluid on our trauma bay gurney. I have always considered myself an agnostic but I must admit this has given me [...]

fsm appears in Israeli painting

Published by Bobby Henderson February 15th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 36 Comments

The FSM has recently revealed Himself in an Israeli high school through a painting depicting the pre-creation state of the universe as portrayed in Genesis 1:2.
The high school students were given the assignment of creating an artistic work related to one of the stories from the Book of Genesis. A couple of students chose [...]

umm u have GOT to be kidding

Published by Bobby Henderson February 14th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 128 Comments

umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick

Adam and Eve and the FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson February 14th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 16 Comments

A creation by Baron Bob, “I always knew Meatballs were the source of all knowledge, protein, fibre just a hint of garlic. An acrylic attempt to bridge picture the FSM truth.”

I like it - very nice.

I don’t understand

Published by Bobby Henderson February 13th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 199 Comments

I don’t understand. Why do you all hate God so much?
-cog

beaded bracelet

Published by Bobby Henderson February 11th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 20 Comments

Wench G made this bracelet with some wire and beads. I like it a lot.

The pirate fish saved my car from homeless crackheads

Published by Bobby Henderson February 9th, 2008 in General FSM news. 47 Comments

December 9, 2007 - a cold, wintery night in Cleveland, Ohio. I dropped my keys outside a Panini’s (sports bar franchise) in the Warehouse district. In a strapless dress, heels and no coat I walked all the way back to my car only to realize I had no way in. Frustrated and [...]

Uh…

Published by Bobby Henderson February 9th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 97 Comments

I honestly can’t tell if this is an actual religion or someone screwing around on the internet… If it’s the latter, you need to check into a psych ward.
-katarina

the other fsm license plates

Published by Bobby Henderson February 5th, 2008 in General FSM news. 11 Comments

Someone asked:
Weren’t there some other FSM license plates a while back? I can’t find them.
Yes! Here are the others I can think of:

Anyone know of others?

fsm blimp

Published by Bobby Henderson February 5th, 2008 in General FSM news and pirate ship. 13 Comments

Jenny spotted this FSM Blimp in Second Life:

Blimps are the pirate ships of the sky.

u guys are messed up

Published by Bobby Henderson February 4th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 254 Comments

u guys r messed up
i cant belive u guys actualy think that is real
but i dont care how u guys WASTE ur time
p.s. i meann really who has 2 balls and no wiener
p.s.s. amen not ramen u friggin doosh bags
p.s.s.s. i have a wiener in my pants
p.s.s.s.s. unlike you i have a weiner(like my god [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American