You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better – I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path – I’m not trying to drag you into satanism – it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous
not to post heaps but reading the conversations the only reson satan even exist is coz god does but god doesnt so therefore there can be no satan meaning that your worshiping nothing..
and i also fo got to say Ramen
Ramen
The modern church of Satanism is composed priamarly of atheists and agnostics. There whole point is the opposition of authority and thus the authority of the church. That is unless something happend to them in the last couple years since I saw them, maybe they all stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons. Thats too bad, its a good game, and it leads to satanism of course, with all the demon summoning you do.
What does so fucking crap mean?
You know what? You can go to Hell.
When you say sacrificing a virgin, you mean deflowering, right? If so, that sounds like my kind of religion, but FSM is good too. Nothing wrong with polytheism as long as we keep Yaweh out of our pantheon.
If you are going to be so unsatanist, don’t announce that you are a satanist. You’re making a bad impression for the real satanists out there.
Satanism is actually my closest religion; i did a lot of research into it. I wasn’t going to be one, no way. But it means I know the basics of it.
So go learn how to be a satanist and leave us to worship our noodly lord because he is all-mighty and made of pasta.
You should open your fucking eyes. Then you would see his noodly goodness.
Well, I will not stoop the level of satanism. I am a Santaist.
Woah hahaha man this “religion” is pretty cool i wanna get a FSM for my dads car and a shirt and a sticker for my room i love this!