You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better – I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path – I’m not trying to drag you into satanism – it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous
So…our Noodley Master doesn’t exist, but some dude with horns, hooves, a really bad sense of direction, and what has got to be some very serious body odor does exist? Yeah, that makes sense. Hmm, why don’t you get back to scaring the hell out of (heh) xians, because you are better at that than you are at forming a coherent thought.
But of course Satin is real….good logic there
While our friend ‘anonymous’ is obviously a bit of a prat with no sense of humour and has missed the point of the site entirely, I would advise my fellow pastafarians not to be so quick with their denouncements of satanism. Obviously it carries a stigma in popular culture; sacrificing virgins, black mass, big red guy with horns who was in an abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein in the past, etc. But modern Satanism is a completely different thing, and doesn’t actually have anything to do with Satan as a being, and unless I’m mistaken is a wholly non-supreme-being-based religious movement. Wikipedia has a good set of articles to explain it.
Of course, there are still also people who call themselves Satanist who are just ACTUAL devil-worshippers of the stereotypical kind, but I don’t think our friend ‘anonymous’ here is one of those. I could be wrong of course, but I doubt it, for if I was His Noodly Appendage would correct my thinking.
RAmen
I’m an atheist but Satanists don’t believe in Satan. Just thought I would share that with you, all you have to do is a little google search and you can see they are not much different.
Such a devoted Satanist. So devoted, that he broke two of his 11 Satanic Rules: Rule 1 – Don’t give your opinion or advice unless asked, and Rule 8 – Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself… sooooooooo… basically, keep your whining and opinions to yourself in business that doesn’t concern you. Wow… I’m not a Satanist, yet I obviously know more than this “proud satanist.”
I doubt he’s a real Satanist, though, and he’s really a frizzy, long haired, Slayer obsessing, black nail polish wearing, Hot Topic shopping spawn of the Hollywood made Satanism.
Umm… As a satanist, I’d like to kick hin out of my “Not-so-dumb-satanist,” club. He obviously hasn’t read the black book in a long time.
i used to be a satanist and follow the black preist anton lavey and the nine sins but now all i have to say to you is GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING SATANIST FUCKWIT IF YOU COME HEAR FOR THE SOUL INTENTION OF BEING DIS-RESPECTFUL THEN YOUR NOT A FUCKING SATANIST!
http://WWW.SATANISM101.COM IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED OF FINDING OU MORE.
ID LIKE TO FOCUS ON THE 11 RULES ON EARTH #1 DO NOT GIVE YOUR OPINION/ADVICE UNLESS ASKED WHERE YOU FUCKING ASKED? #2 DO NOT SHARE AN OPINION UNLESS YOU ARE SURE WE WANT TO HERE IT (WE DIDNT) #3 WHEN IN ANOTHERS LAIR SHOW RESPECT OR ELSE DO NOT GO THERE. OUR LAIR DID I SEE RESPECT? NO! #8 DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING YOU NEED NOT SUBJECT YOURSELF TOO. THATS 4 RULE BROKEN THATS A FUCKING REAL DEVOTED SATANIST AINT IT YOU LITLE CHILD GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOU PENTAGRAMS YOU DISCUST ME!
and satanists dont sacrifice virgins those guys are kreeps. find out at satanism 101