You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better – I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path – I’m not trying to drag you into satanism – it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous
And the say we’re the crazy ones?
No such thing as a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Obviously you’re not looking at the evidence.
Why are you wasting your time with that Satan guy? Our God gives us beer and a stripper factory. What do you get?
What do satanists believe? Oh that’s right, that a big red guy with hooves for feet, and horns and a tail walks (hops) around in command of some sort of really hot correctional facility. Boy do I feel wierd that I believe in a spaghetti monster!
RAmen!
At least we have a mountain of evidence that he put there for us.
I think this mail actually IS from satan ;-)
May you be smitten by the wrath of the Great FSM’s noodly appendage, you infidel. You will boil for eternity in the microwave down under (not Australia) and us believers will watch you from the great noodle factory in the sky and laugh. Heathen scum.
man, I love this site. You couldn’t make this stuff up. classic
bless you. you’re funnee. teenagers *rock* in a so-much-passion, not-enough-information kinda way.
these guys aren’t against you, dude. It’s kinda fun that you’re determined they’re wrong anyhow…
I wonder if you’re thinking that satanism is just an inversion of judeo christian norms. in which case, you’re a fundie in disguise (and not a good disguise, either).
Anyhow. Enjoy :)