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Who do you support?

Published January 6th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

candidates.jpg While religious organizations are prohibited from recommending and supporting specific political candidates, I want to know who you’d like to see as the next President of the United States.

Mike Huckabee seems to support the inclusion of Creationism into schools/government, and that would be good for Pastafarianism – if our theories were allowed. We’d almost certainly be excluded, but we could then fight for equal treatment.

Ron Paul stands for equality and fairness – I think he’d support Pastafarianism, too. But then, he’s a doctor; with a science background, would he be skeptical of our supernatural theories?

It’s hard to know what Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton would do in office. John Edwards was a trial lawyer. Who knows if he supports Pastafarianism, but if he did, it would be nice to have him on our side.

Mitt Romney is a Mormon and therefore probably has a soft spot for far-out supernatural theories. But would he support our far-out supernatural theory?

Who do you support and why?

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81 Responses to “Who do you support?”

  1. ~NoodleDemon~ says:

    I’ve heard some rather nasty things about Clinton from those who know her well, and of course she’s owned by the Chinese. Plus she flip flops on issues during debate, and is extremely manipulative. Do recall how she cried during debate when she was losing in the polls, and found herself covered in the sympathy vote the next day. However, she is obviously very intelligent and capable, and has one of the most intelligent of Presidents of recent years to guide her.

    Ron Paul would actually be, in my opinion, a possibly good thing for the American economy, as I guess the diluting effects of Congress might take some of the overly extreme measures out of his policies. But then again, perhaps not.

    I’m going with Obama, definitely.

  2. Darth says:

    I personally despise that jab at the Mormon, Mormons use the same bible as all the other idiots they just also have a separate book that teaches actual morals and pertains in almost no way to god. anyways I’d probably vote for Obama, because if we can get him to be touched we’d be in very good shape.

  3. robc says:

    I just heard Huckabee wants to make an amendment to allow more “religion” in the constitution b/c there “isn’t enough”. SCARY!

  4. ShadowTheNinja says:

    Obama!

  5. Ron Paul supporter says:

    “He may not have spent 400 dollars on a haircut but I heard that he took 500$ from a White Supremest (sic) group. I say he should spend it on the National Holocaust Museum.” by Parker

    Parker, so you’re saying White Supremacist groups can’t or shouldn’t participate in our political process?

    If they can’t, then is it okay for Oprah (black) to suppport Obama (black), or would that be racist?

    If they can’t, then is it okay for women to support Hillary Clinton just because she is a woman, or would that be sexist?

    If they can’t, then is it okay for Christian fundamentalists to support Mike Huckabee, or would that be religionism?

    So what if some white supremacist gave $500 to Ron Paul? Do you or anyone else really think that $500 will somehow magically sway Ron Paul to suddenly push the white supremacist platform?

    Ron Paul won’t even take money from lobbyists who give millions to other candidates but you’re concerned about $500 from a white supremacist?

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that is so ludicrous and shows how terrified the Establishment is of Ron Paul!

  6. t quigly says:

    DR. RON PAUL.
    All his policy positions rest on 2 points:
    1. The Constitution – separation of church and state.
    2. Rights of Individuals, not groups, not collectivism.
    Do your research, listen to his talks – you will be convinced.
    Ron Paul For The Long Haul Moneybombs:
    1/21 – Free at Last (Dr. M.L. King day)
    4/17[?] – Tax Free Moneybomb (supporters donate Duhhhbya’s paultry [sic] $600 tax rebate to Ron Paul’s campaign)
    The times they are a changin’

  7. lizz says:

    Ron Paul is probably our best choice here because he is an admitted Creationist. So even though he’s a doctor, apparently all of those science classes didn’t settle well. Therefore, as a Creationist, he would have to allow our teachings in school as well. And all of you crazy Ron Paul supporters, if you don’t believe me, check it out on youtube.

  8. Darlene says:

    Just in case you haven’t seen the Barack Obama video – Yes We Can!

    Here’s a link: http://my.barackobama.com/YesWeCanvideo

    This is one of the most inspirational videos I have ever seen.

    Okay, FSM vs. IPU was THE most inspirational video I’ve ever seen – it changed my life.

    Darlene

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