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Who do you support?

Published January 6th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

candidates.jpg While religious organizations are prohibited from recommending and supporting specific political candidates, I want to know who you’d like to see as the next President of the United States.

Mike Huckabee seems to support the inclusion of Creationism into schools/government, and that would be good for Pastafarianism – if our theories were allowed. We’d almost certainly be excluded, but we could then fight for equal treatment.

Ron Paul stands for equality and fairness – I think he’d support Pastafarianism, too. But then, he’s a doctor; with a science background, would he be skeptical of our supernatural theories?

It’s hard to know what Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton would do in office. John Edwards was a trial lawyer. Who knows if he supports Pastafarianism, but if he did, it would be nice to have him on our side.

Mitt Romney is a Mormon and therefore probably has a soft spot for far-out supernatural theories. But would he support our far-out supernatural theory?

Who do you support and why?

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81 Responses to “Who do you support?”

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  1. Jiblee says:

    I don’t support your stupid idiotic #@&$(*@()$#@& evil beliefs!
    GOD MADE EVERYTHING!!!!
    SERIOSLY, HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IN A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?
    Really, is this a joke?

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