what is up with this?

Published January 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

what is up with this?
READ THE REAL BIBLE!!!!!!!
THIS IS WACKED OUT !SPAGHETTI IS SOMETHING YOU EAT THEN POOP OUT AFTER A FEW HOURS!!! THE IS NO SUCH THING IM SORRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAH MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! A GOD THAT WILL SEND ALL OF THESE FSM PEOPLE RIGHT TO HELL SO REMEMBER YOUR FOOD GOD WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN! ITS STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THIS WORLD END FASTER
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180 Responses to “what is up with this?”

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  1. The Rabid Baby says:

    The worlds gonna end soon? news to me…..

  2. Phoenix19851 says:

    Wow. You should really be more tolerant on people’s view of religion’s. As for you henderob when you spout such words as “A GOD THAT WILL SEND ALL OF THESE FSM PEOPLE RIGHT TO HELL SO REMEMBER YOUR FOOD GOD WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN! ITS STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THIS WORLD END FASTER” is why so many people are turned away from Christianity. I just love how you automatically think that if we do not worship or belive in your god and that jesus is our savior that we automatically burn in hell…..well Bullocks to that. May his noodly appendage touch you and help you see the light.

    RAmen

  3. rambis says:

    You sound like a great Christian. It’s people like you who give them the great reputation they have in the world today….since I’m pretty sure you didn’t pick up on that, it was sarcasm you ignorant zealot. Also, you might want to check your spelling/grammar before you publish anything in the future.

  4. StJason says:

    Oh, how we could go on.

    I could make snipes on your amazing ability to find the capslock key, or perhaps point out what happens to your ‘body of Christ’ after your metabolic processes get through with it. But you know what? I’m just to wearied. All of this hate mail is just so… boring.

  5. Maurog says:

    One more reason to convert into our true religion – there are no people like the author of the above hate mail in the ranks of Pastafarians. Why would anyone prefer a spiteful god who’s so keen on sending people to hell over a loving, caring, noodly deity anyway?
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    The Bible is just a collection of fairy tales and shouldn’t be taken seriously, but our Gospel is written by the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself! Spread the love, and may His noodly appendages touch you all!
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    Ramen.

  6. Atheist Pitbull says:

    This one has got to be fake, I mean if this guy is for real there’s no way he’d have the brain capacity to blink and breathe at the same time, he’d die of idiocy instantly.

  7. Wench Sophie says:

    Tee-hee. He said “poop”!

  8. lazlow says:

    “READ THE REAL BIBLE!!!!!!!”
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    Do you mean that there are a bunch of fakes? Where do I find alleged “real” Bible?
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    “THIS IS WACKED OUT !SPAGHETTI IS SOMETHING YOU EAT THEN POOP OUT AFTER A FEW HOURS!!! THE IS NO SUCH THING IM SORRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAH MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! A GOD THAT WILL SEND ALL OF THESE FSM PEOPLE RIGHT TO HELL SO REMEMBER YOUR FOOD GOD WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN! ITS STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THIS WORLD END FASTER”
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    Exodus 20:1-6 “And God spoke all these words, saying, I am the LORD your God, who has brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make to yourselves any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in the heavens above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow yourself down to them, nor serve them. For I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the sons to the third and fourth generation of those that hate me, and showing mercy to thousands of those that love Me and keep My commandments.”
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    Don’t you question this type of God just a little bit?

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