ok this is going to sound kinda christian but i think it’ll be alright. i just want to say how much pastafarianism has improved my life. i was down in the dumps thinking that life in general just sucked. then i saw a book. a book called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. it was like this big wet noodle had just came down and slapped me across the face. i had found religion. i mean a beer volcano and a striper factory what more could anyone ask for. i any event i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one. and i want to thank the FSM for all he does or doesn’t do b/c thats just how he is.
-1drunkhippie
this is going to sound kinda christian
@Joe
“The answer to that is as long (and boring) as the Bible, come on, are you trying to start a new religion or something ? Isn’t FSM enough for you.”
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Humph! I’m an FSM worshiping hippy at the business end of a molec bio/botany double major in science! So there!
No more boxes ;)
Err I meant…I’m an FSM worshiping, rum drinking, cutlass waving hippy!
Peace man :)
RAmen
Both Pirates and Hippies stink. They just stink differently. If you are a pirate you won’t smell other pirates: this is an exclusionary principle dependent on Him waving noodly appendages and various other things too complex to go into here, BUT if you are not a pirate then they stink of cigars and RRrrrrrrrummmmm……
Hippies stink of Patchouli, Sandalwood nad Jasmie, that is correct, but there is a difference. Everyone can smell hippies.
Sometimes from far away.
Wrapped in His noodly appendages forever,
Dave
OKAY, don’t get me started on clowns.
And who else thinks ninjas are FUCKIN AWESOME?!
hey Zer0th
I think you just discovered a new Book of the Gospel of FSM. I think that’s the Twenty-First Parm.
FSM bless you. Surely, He moves in mysterious ways.
I think hippies are just great. I equally admire pirates. I am so happy to have finally found something to believe in. FSM may well be the answere to ALL the worlds problems. I am blessed to have been touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen!
Clowns are very very scary – clowns and… Michael Jackson… I am shivering (me timbers) just thinking about them.
Hey, hippies were heavily influenced by pirates. I mean, they grow their hair/beards out like them, they dress funny and some of them smell bad. They also help prevent global warming.