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this is going to sound kinda christian

Published January 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

ok this is going to sound kinda christian but i think it’ll be alright. i just want to say how much pastafarianism has improved my life. i was down in the dumps thinking that life in general just sucked. then i saw a book. a book called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. it was like this big wet noodle had just came down and slapped me across the face. i had found religion. i mean a beer volcano and a striper factory what more could anyone ask for. i any event i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one. and i want to thank the FSM for all he does or doesn’t do b/c thats just how he is.
-1drunkhippie



44 Responses to “this is going to sound kinda christian”

  1. God? Pasta? what has more letters? says:

    Welcome aboard ye old bloak! Now all ye need is a wench and ye’ll be living the good ole life of our fun lovin’ ancestors.
    May his Noodliness touch all your loved ones. -Ramen

  2. rmw says:

    @Dennis–yes, s/he did call us crazy, but we’re crazy in a good way. So it’s all good.

  3. irate Pirate says:

    Hippies make ecellent pirates !
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    Just add 1 parrot & 1 eyepatch and leave the hair alone.
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    (note: it is important not to wash the hair for at least a few days)
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    Voila !
    Ramen.

  4. Starbuckaneer says:

    Zer0 – that is freakin hysterical. Well done.

  5. irate Pirate says:

    I meant eXcellent…of course.
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    Sorry 1drunk.

  6. Cap´n Lauritzen says:

    it like having a religious expirence :D
    RAmen brother

  7. ihatemyspace says:

    RAmen, mate.

  8. Cap'n Morgatz says:

    Yarr, nothing wrong with Christians, boyo. Not all of ‘em, anyway. The Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster unites us one and all, I just wish He’d get around ta puttin’ a grog volcano or somethin’ in that Heaven o’ His. I could also use a cutlass, pirate garb, and a ship and crew, but I’m sure He’ll get around ta that later. Anyways, glad to see we have a new brother. Bit late for me, gotta take the dog watch in a couple o’ hours, so shiver me timbers and RAmen, all!

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