ok this is going to sound kinda christian but i think it’ll be alright. i just want to say how much pastafarianism has improved my life. i was down in the dumps thinking that life in general just sucked. then i saw a book. a book called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster. it was like this big wet noodle had just came down and slapped me across the face. i had found religion. i mean a beer volcano and a striper factory what more could anyone ask for. i any event i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one. and i want to thank the FSM for all he does or doesn’t do b/c thats just how he is.
-1drunkhippie
this is going to sound kinda christian
RAmen, brother.
Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
Ramen
“…i wish to thank all of you who prove that if i’m crazy i ain’t the only one.”
Did he just call us crazy?
You and I aren’t so different, matee. The Flying Spaghetti Monster makes a bad outlook on life take the plank and makes eveything all good.
RAmen
you took the words right outta my mouth!
Boy o boy ardee and RAmen
hippie’s are cool
christians are not cool
conclusion, you are cool and definitely not christian.
Awsome.
I love the Pastafarians, I’d have done the same thing if they seriosly tried to force creationism into our british schools.
I’ve been reading this recently… I might be a Brit but this still really, really creeps me out.
http://www.theocracywatch.org/texas_gop.htm
“Sir, the President has been found dead! Speared to the wall of the oval office by a giant, raw noodle it would seem…”
My dearest pirate brethren,
We all welcome you into our ranks! Thank the FSM…