OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
GERAFIN.
watch yourself.
BORING afterlife?
are you kidding me?
open your eyes.
this BORING afterlife you talk about.
isn’t BORING at all.
us CHRISTIANS will be with the god we LOVE.
and if you think it’s boring you’ve got something else coming.
You know, we Pastafarians also get to spend the afterlife with the god we LOVE, the only difference is, He won’t force anyone else to be with Him unless they wish to do so. Sure, everyone will get to heaven if they weren’t dicks, irregardless of religion, but if you don’t like His noodliness, He will not force Himself on you. You can spend an eternity in heaven without eating pasta and drinking beer at all, not to mention the strippers. It’s just… less fun.
Why should Gerafin watching his or herself? Are you going to sic your nonexistant god on Gerafin? Maybe he’ll to toss a lightning bolt or two? As for the rest of your comment…no matter how emphatically you say it, your nonexistant after still sounds boring.
I like hot weather anyways…. who wants to go for a swim in the flaming lake?
You being the one going to our hell is just as plausible.
Except for the fact that his noodliness doesn’t damn people for being different.
(we’ve got you there)
indeed, pity
I pray that someone around you will show you The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster someday soon and that you turn to The Only FSM, our savior.
OR ELSE! (or maybe not!!!)
Ramen
I actually feel sorry for you.
ok i read the bible and thort it was a joke book wrighten bye a guy with litle to no sense of humor!
RAmen