OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
Josh, patafarianism does have a hell, but to the best of my knowledge the only drawback is that the strippers have VD, which can be cured by touchin his noodley appendage.
Peace, love, and Japanese Insta-noodles!
Seriously, they’re fucking good.
I’ve been shown the Bible. That’s why I’m not Christian.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
I do read the bible but i much prefer Gautier perhaps its because im a heathen and an infidel or maybe because you bible freaks have the logic and rationality capabilities of a small snale named tom who lives in my garden.
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Another lovely Christian telling us were going to hell. I’ll see you in hell anonymous! But you are going to have to lick my ass before you go to hell, anonymous. The Devil has arranged for you to be the chief butt licker and shit eater in hell. You should be so proud.