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I have seen the light

Published January 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I have seen the light- oh yes, I have found a home, My love and I shall someday sleep so soundly covered in his glorious noodley apendages, til We awaken on our mountain.To the sound of flowing beer. How Great thy be, oh, Flying Spaghetti monster, for making birds fly, and all we mortal humans to not fall off the earth by holding down on all our heads, in such a kind way that mere mortal scientists mistake, as a silly theory ,they call gravity.If it be thy will, I shall thow myself off this cliff, as I have the faith in you, that you shall, for that moment not push on my sinfull head and I shall fly. No, great Fying Spaghetti Monster. I forgot, It is written. Thy shall not test the great Flying Spagegetti monster. To do so Would make a mortal guilty of the sin of Flip-Flopping. A sin punnishable by loosing elections, or at least making voting machines be tampered by Your evil Darkside counterparts…. The unnamed, lacking of humour and soul. RAmen.

Love to you all- You know who you are.
-Humbug Viking



21 Responses to “I have seen the light”

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  1. kaelinring says:

    +1 believer. This is good news.

  2. PirateFridge™ says:

    RAmen, Humbug Viking! You have truly been touched.

  3. rmw says:

    It’s always nice to get love mail from true believers. RAmen to you Humbug Viking, and may you be touched by his noodly appendage and never lose your sense of humour and soul. See you at the beer volcano!

  4. Dr Dagger says:

    I see the light. IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNS!

  5. Pixel Pete says:

    Always good to see more people supporting the cause!
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    May You Be Touched,
    -Pope Pixel I, Wench-addict

  6. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    Isn’t it inspiring to see how profoundly touched people are by His noodly appendages. Let no person ridicule the FSM. He must be real. No person could be so inspired as Humbug Viking if He wasn’t real. Surely people must see this.

  7. Guy says:

    Glad to see another pastafarian ^_^

    RAmen!

  8. Dan The Pirate-Man says:

    RAmen to you too Humbug Viking

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