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Paper Shredder

Published January 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

From Greg:

While working at home yesterday, I heard an ominous sound, and saw a flash of light emanating from my paper shredder. I looked down and to my astonishment, I spotted FSM, in all his glory, peeking out from inside the shredder. I felt obligated to document and inform you of this latest sighting. I feel very fortunate to have been chosen to see him, and to be touched by his noodly appendage.

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49 Responses to “Paper Shredder”

  1. Jean Bart says:

    Apparently, the balls and the (googly) eyes didn’t make it through the shredder!

  2. Wench Sophie says:

    You can see Him anywhere! RAmen!

  3. Momi Pink Shoes says:

    I don’t see it.
    .
    Am I a heretic?

  4. Daniel says:

    that’s him in the corner, right?

  5. Ferisulfer says:

    So, the FSM is up to his old tricks of leaving footprints in random places.

    Oh and Greg, if your reading, might you have had some spaghetti or mead recently?

  6. C_Felix says:

    If you belonged to another religion, you could charge five bucks a pop for others to see the creator’s visage!

  7. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Momi Pink Shoes Jan 11th, 2008 at 3:49 am
    “I don’t see it. Am I a heretic?”
    .
    Well heretic might be a bit harsh…but…well…just close your eyes and have faith :)

  8. Lynn says:

    Just looks like shredded paper to me. But I did see a cloud shaped like Him the other day.

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