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Did Moses see the FSM?

Published January 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

A very clever man who I know only as Theologikos has made the claim that Moses did not see a Burning Bush, but instead our Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He makes the argument that Moses may simply have had bad eyesight. If this was the case, what looked like a Burning Bush could easily have been the FSM.

With perfect vision, it’s easy to tell the two apart:

moses2.jpg

But with bad eyesight, the two look very similar:

moses1.jpg

I’m convinced. Thank you, Theologikos.

You can watch the youtube presentation here.



57 Responses to “Did Moses see the FSM?”

  1. Shrödinger's Wife says:

    This seems entirely rational. People must often mistake his beautifully red sauce and and wiggling noodles as fire. I can’t tell the difference at all in the second rendition. Huzzah for the truth!

  2. timonoj says:

    Sadly, I am afraid Moses was terribly misunderstood. What he actually meant when he said he saw a burning bush talking was this:
    http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/06/burning%20Bush.jpg

  3. Manu says:

    It’s true
    it’s true
    Ah, you false Christian and Muslim believers, you will burn in hell. No stripper and no beer for ya all.
    rAmen!

  4. Diorrrr says:

    WE TRUST IN FSM http://www.eltiocalambre.com
    From Spain with love!!

  5. Pacific Pam says:

    Oh my god…That was awsome timonoj! hahahahahahah Burning bush…phew..

  6. Cap'n Wolf says:

    Another victory for Pastafarianism.

  7. James D King of Pirates says:

    It was in the news paper that when Moses came down from the mountain and there was all the thunder and trumpets, it was just because the Jews had been snacking on a very potent hallucinogenic plant that grows in the area it supposedly took place, not God they were just stoned.
    I love this world
    RAmen

  8. pl&p says:

    well obvioulsy moses was blind, he was around 900 years old. my granndpa is 90 and he can barely see. i think that christians need 2 see this

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