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Did Moses see the FSM?

Published January 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

A very clever man who I know only as Theologikos has made the claim that Moses did not see a Burning Bush, but instead our Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He makes the argument that Moses may simply have had bad eyesight. If this was the case, what looked like a Burning Bush could easily have been the FSM.

With perfect vision, it’s easy to tell the two apart:

moses2.jpg

But with bad eyesight, the two look very similar:

moses1.jpg

I’m convinced. Thank you, Theologikos.

You can watch the youtube presentation here.



57 Responses to “Did Moses see the FSM?”

  1. Cap'n Joe the Wolf Pirate says:

    Moses must have been a at least a little deaf too,he came down with ten commandments,we have 8 we’d really rather you didnts.Be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen

  2. Cabinboy Jon says:

    Wow scientific methodology in theology shows its strength again.
    CoFSM the only religion with graphs

  3. Theo says:

    re: “Moses must have been a at least a little deaf too,he came down with ten commandments,we have 8 we’d really rather you didnts.Be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen”
    .
    Mosey did get 10 I’d really rather you didn’ts but on the way down he dropped 2. Hence our flimsy standards.
    RAmen

  4. SilasCo says:

    I have posted it in the brazilian FSM blog a week ago:
    http://igrejadomev.blogspot.com/2008/01/theologikos-moiss-viu-o-mev.html

  5. Brittni_Lover_of_RAmen says:

    Well, ive always thought the moses dude was just really shit faced and he thought a bush was talking to him. But I love this so much better! It makes so much more since.

    peace love and pirates

    RAmen

  6. Christopher Schadt says:

    Unfortunately, both evolution and intelligent design both are outstripped by FSM on google trends. The good news is, at least evolution is kicking but overall (by several orders of magnitude)

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=flying+spaghetti+monster%2C+evolution%2C+intelligent+design&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

  7. ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ says:

    @Christopher Schadt
    Interesting data, thanks for posting the link.

  8. Laudable Pus says:

    Fiery bush, spicy sauce. A plausible explanation with pleasing symmetry. Works for me.

    Laudable Pus

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