A very clever man who I know only as Theologikos has made the claim that Moses did not see a Burning Bush, but instead our Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He makes the argument that Moses may simply have had bad eyesight. If this was the case, what looked like a Burning Bush could easily have been the FSM.
With perfect vision, it’s easy to tell the two apart:
But with bad eyesight, the two look very similar:
I’m convinced. Thank you, Theologikos.
You can watch the youtube presentation here.
Moses must have been a at least a little deaf too,he came down with ten commandments,we have 8 we’d really rather you didnts.Be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen
Wow scientific methodology in theology shows its strength again.
CoFSM the only religion with graphs
re: “Moses must have been a at least a little deaf too,he came down with ten commandments,we have 8 we’d really rather you didnts.Be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen”
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Mosey did get 10 I’d really rather you didn’ts but on the way down he dropped 2. Hence our flimsy standards.
RAmen
I have posted it in the brazilian FSM blog a week ago:
http://igrejadomev.blogspot.com/2008/01/theologikos-moiss-viu-o-mev.html
Well, ive always thought the moses dude was just really shit faced and he thought a bush was talking to him. But I love this so much better! It makes so much more since.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Unfortunately, both evolution and intelligent design both are outstripped by FSM on google trends. The good news is, at least evolution is kicking but overall (by several orders of magnitude)
http://www.google.com/trends?q=flying+spaghetti+monster%2C+evolution%2C+intelligent+design&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
@Christopher Schadt
Interesting data, thanks for posting the link.
Fiery bush, spicy sauce. A plausible explanation with pleasing symmetry. Works for me.
Laudable Pus