I can’t believe

Published January 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I cant Belive you complete morons belive in spegehti monster you will burn in hell and you had it comming for being godamned retards.

THERE IS NO SPEGEHTTI MONSTER. But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.
-aaron



118 Responses to “I can’t believe”

  1. Mitch says:

    But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.
    -aaron

    Doesn’t that mean you have been and come back… why come back if you hate it?

  2. Solanum Tuberosum says:

    My my my… An incapability to understand the term SATIRE.

  3. Lucas says:

    Hey maybe I’m wrong here, but I thought God commanded that “Thou shalt not take My name in vain.” Of course I probably am wrong, but I keep thinking I saw that on some important list with 9 other things…

  4. Patti says:

    This made me lol. Christians say they must not love nor judge one another since it is their lord’s job to… and yet here we are.

    Lawl.

  5. JCGRAVES says:

    Many computers now have spell check dictionaries. You should see about investing in one.

  6. Alt-Ctrl-Evolve says:

    Well gosh, if we’re “retards” does that mean all “retards” are Pastafarians? By that logic, and the promiscuity in how the term is tossed about, we are poised to take over the world! Oh yeah, we don’t do that imposing-our-views-on-others thing do we?

  7. Lloyd says:

    Learn how to spell SPAGHETTI before you talk shit faggot.

  8. X says:

    yay hell!!!!! i’ve been told “you’re going to hell” enough that when ever somebody says it, i usually either:
    1:clap for the fact that they can at least be intelligent enough to get the entire sentence out
    2:laugh like a maniac
    3:preach form the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster while dressed like a pirate (RAmen to that).

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