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earlier tonight

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a crab with FSM initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with crabs. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks!
-urad



93 Responses to “earlier tonight”

  1. the random frog says:

    earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a cross with WWJD initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with god and jesus. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks

    and to think I only changed four words.

    • Can't Cure Stupid says:

      Well done!

      This is my first post, and I wish I had something articulate to respond to the OP, Mr. Ouchebag, but his blind closed-mindedness strikes me as pretty generic for the closed-mindedness seen in many of these “hatemail” letters.

      • Can't Cure Stupid says:

        To be clear, by OP I mean “urad” who appears to be a few noodles short of a lasgna,

        NOT the random frog, whose simple point was excellently put.

  2. spaghetti lover says:

    Why does the FSM offend you so much, my amigo? Did it preach brimstone and hellfire to you? The FSM wants you to be happy so put your troubled mind at ease and know that my beliefs will never hurt you in any way.

  3. littleanimal says:

    Oh, the power of advertising! All hail His Noodliness.

  4. Garrick McElroy says:

    What crab?

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
    -GM
    RAmen

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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