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FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon

Published January 31st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I recently worked for a local theatre company, where I stumbled upon this cool looking prop. Instantly I commandeered it to support my argument for the beneficial effect of adopting his Noodly lord, resulting in the convertion of 7 technicians and a couple of actors.
Ramen, Studio Marcel

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27 Responses to “FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon”

  1. else says:

    Way to go Marcel! X

  2. Sovereign says:

    i want the cannon for… conversion purposes… yeah….

  3. The Great Alien says:

    Great cannon – where do we buy one?

  4. hexhunter says:

    Actors!? Well, as our good friends the Scientologists know, actors are very good at promoting religions. RAmen and good luck.

  5. James says:

    I see that the mere knowledge that you may (or may not) have a cannon was enough to get E-bay to list The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster under Books > Nonfiction. Way to go! Avast!

  6. Song says:

    That picture *alone* would make me convert if I wasn’t already a Pastafarian.

  7. Brittni_lover_of_RAmen says:

    sweet!! a cannon! dude, ur sooo lucky!We all want cannons… 4 the purpose of conversions of course, and you have one! I would kill. But any way, Im sure the FSM smiles upon you and your cannon.

    peace love and pirates

    RAmen

  8. Derf says:

    Conversation? Hell, I would shoot the thing!

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