Comments on: earlier tonight http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:07:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: the random frog http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-485603 the random frog Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:00:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-485603 earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a cross with WWJD initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with god and jesus. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks and to think I only changed four words. earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a cross with WWJD initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with god and jesus. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks

and to think I only changed four words.

]]> By: Memoriam http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-464234 Memoriam Tue, 27 May 2008 01:31:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-464234 He may not believe, but I'm just glad the word's getting out. All praise his noodly appendage! He may not believe, but I’m just glad the word’s getting out. All praise his noodly appendage!

]]> By: Michael http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-372657 Michael Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:45:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-372657 lol this religon is funny, not to mention what rights we have to judge u we have all the rights, just like u fool I mean seriously stop being a hipocrat lol..... This religon is hilarious..... It copies alot of things fro the christianity... lol hahaha this religon is hilarious.... If their millons of people then how come whenether I go to school I cannot find one person who beileves in FSm . I think that its just a couple hundred. anyway love u guys and ill pray for u :) (This is coming from a 13year old boy) P.s. Im not gay lol this religon is funny, not to mention what rights we have to judge u we have all the rights, just like u fool I mean seriously stop being a hipocrat lol….. This religon is hilarious….. It copies alot of things fro the christianity…
lol
hahaha this religon is hilarious….
If their millons of people then how come whenether I go to school I cannot find one person who beileves in FSm .
I think that its just a couple hundred.
anyway love u guys and ill pray for u :)
(This is coming from a 13year old boy)
P.s. Im not gay

]]> By: soldierinthedesert http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-368537 soldierinthedesert Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:40:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-368537 I love this site! I don't think I've been this intertained since before I deployed. But I think most people are missing the point here. I beleive this all began because of the Kansas board of education. But regardless of that fact, I myself have my own set of personal beleifs and hate when others try to encroach on them with their own. And more to the point of this post, I beleive I have a halfway decent sense of humor and this whole shpeil of the Spaghetti Monster is encredibly entertaining real or no. P.S. To all those beating people up for the spelling and grammar errors...my bad. I love this site! I don’t think I’ve been this intertained since before I deployed. But I think most people are missing the point here. I beleive this all began because of the Kansas board of education. But regardless of that fact, I myself have my own set of personal beleifs and hate when others try to encroach on them with their own. And more to the point of this post, I beleive I have a halfway decent sense of humor and this whole shpeil of the Spaghetti Monster is encredibly entertaining real or no.

P.S. To all those beating people up for the spelling and grammar errors…my bad.

]]> By: Cap'n Wolf http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-348437 Cap'n Wolf Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:03:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-348437 It's a six-noodled crab?!? o.O It’s a six-noodled crab?!? o.O

]]> By: That1guy http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346400 That1guy Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:44:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346400 I have had people mistaken the FSM Fish for being a crab. Howver we do not worship a crab, we believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) RAmen and pass the parmesan I have had people mistaken the FSM Fish for being a crab. Howver we do not worship a crab, we believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)
RAmen and pass the parmesan

]]> By: That1guy http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346399 That1guy Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:42:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346399 I have had people who mistook the FSM fish for being a crab, But we do not worship crabs, we worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster I have had people who mistook the FSM fish for being a crab, But we do not worship crabs, we worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster

]]> By: That1guy http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346398 That1guy Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:41:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-346398 Fool he mistook the FSM fish for being a crab. However it does look slightly crabbish... is that a word? anyway i have drawn the holy symbol and have had people comment on it saying that it is a crab Fool he mistook the FSM fish for being a crab. However it does look slightly crabbish… is that a word? anyway i have drawn the holy symbol and have had people comment on it saying that it is a crab

]]> By: Alex http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-341430 Alex Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:09:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-341430 You are very observant---even I myself did not know that our Flying Spaghetti Monster was actually a crab! You are very observant—even I myself did not know that our Flying Spaghetti Monster was actually a crab!

]]> By: Zach http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-332686 Zach Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:54:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-332686 oooooo douchfags please don't hurt my sense of pride with your sorry ass excuse for an insult combining douch and fag doesn't make it any more hurtful if anything it just shows how amazingly drunk you and your "amigos" ( gods know what he actually means by that) were that night. lets not forget that your stupidity can't see flying spaghetti monster ALL OVER THE SITE, instead you think the FSM is a crab...does it look like a crab to you? what kind of crab has 6 squigly lines coming out at all angles? and lets not forget your 5 minutes of your pitiful excuse for a life, your life isn't even worth 1 second let alone 5 minutes. in short kill yourself if you honestly think that 5 minutes of being hooked up to a life support system while you lie there shitting yourself while you slowly die from the poison of age is that important then perhaps you should just end your life now. oooooo douchfags please don’t hurt my sense of pride with your sorry ass excuse for an insult combining douch and fag doesn’t make it any more hurtful if anything it just shows how amazingly drunk you and your “amigos” ( gods know what he actually means by that) were that night. lets not forget that your stupidity can’t see flying spaghetti monster ALL OVER THE SITE, instead you think the FSM is a crab…does it look like a crab to you? what kind of crab has 6 squigly lines coming out at all angles? and lets not forget your 5 minutes of your pitiful excuse for a life, your life isn’t even worth 1 second let alone 5 minutes. in short kill yourself if you honestly think that 5 minutes of being hooked up to a life support system while you lie there shitting yourself while you slowly die from the poison of age is that important then perhaps you should just end your life now.

]]> By: flying spaghetti monster messanger http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-328629 flying spaghetti monster messanger Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:42:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-328629 ok ok ok i dont remeber who was sayin that this guy woke up at 3 a.m and how he wasted 5 mins but i have got something to show you... ok there is a stand up comedian call brian regan, he is the greatist(i have never had to spell greatist before? is it greatist or greatest?oh well back to subject), he does a bit on how his doctor wanted him to eat more fruit,so his solution was poptarts... you have to watch.youll know how the 3 a.m thing and wasting 5 mins for reminds me of it ok ok ok i dont remeber who was sayin that this guy woke up at 3 a.m and how he wasted 5 mins but i have got something to show you… ok there is a stand up comedian call brian regan, he is the greatist(i have never had to spell greatist before? is it greatist or greatest?oh well back to subject), he does a bit on how his doctor wanted him to eat more fruit,so his solution was poptarts… you have to watch.youll know how the 3 a.m thing and wasting 5 mins for reminds me of it

]]> By: Bos'n C Otter http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-327136 Bos'n C Otter Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:32:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-327136 Er...whats a Douchefag? And what does that have to do with crabs? I must pray and ask for a Noodle revelation. Er…whats a Douchefag?

And what does that have to do with crabs?

I must pray and ask for a Noodle revelation.

]]> By: Noodlesmoocher http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-322758 Noodlesmoocher Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:27:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-322758 Well, lets all forgive the unpasta like behaviour and words of the noodle deficient. They know knot what they thinks they know. He seemed alittle bit grumpy and really obsessed with crabs. And from the famous movie line "who brought crabs to the party" he was probably having a horrible day with a large crop of them and it was chewing on his soul....or at least the general location of his soul. We should should prey to the great FSM that his pets be fruitful and multi-ply! All we can do for the pasta-less is pass the sauce and givem a big garlicky smile. Ramen and angel hair to all. Well, lets all forgive the unpasta like behaviour and words of the noodle deficient.
They know knot what they thinks they know.
He seemed alittle bit grumpy and really obsessed with crabs. And from the famous movie line “who brought crabs to the party” he was probably having a horrible day with a large crop of them and it was chewing on his soul….or at least the general location of his soul. We should should prey to the great FSM that his pets be fruitful and multi-ply! All we can do for the pasta-less is pass the sauce and givem a big garlicky smile. Ramen and angel hair to all.

]]> By: James D http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-322035 James D Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:20:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-322035 Who said anything abut crabs? I know we certainly didnt, sure they go good with pasta, but that does no mean that we worship them, it is pasta not crabs. Please get it right and then make an argument. James D King of Pirates Who said anything abut crabs? I know we certainly didnt, sure they go good with pasta, but that does no mean that we worship them, it is pasta not crabs. Please get it right and then make an argument.
James D King of Pirates

]]> By: Ramenlover http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318316 Ramenlover Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:03:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318316 Hehe...crabs..that's random... Hehe…crabs..that’s random…

]]> By: Disco Bandit http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318263 Disco Bandit Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:50:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318263 Douche-fag, hmm? Interesting word there. Douche-fag, hmm? Interesting word there.

]]> By: Archeolowench http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318116 Archeolowench Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:40:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-318116 I think there is hope for him. He acknowledges the right to believe what you want to believe. I believe he will one day be one of the Betouched. May the FSm bless all. I think there is hope for him. He acknowledges the right to believe what you want to believe. I believe he will one day be one of the Betouched.

May the FSm bless all.

]]> By: conor http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-317596 conor Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:31:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-317596 This is a response to all hate mail. The majority of you say that this is a bunch of shit. Who are you to point the finger???? How do any of you know what God looks like or does??? This is someone's belief, no-one can say it's wrong!!! How is Christianity right??? Saying this religion is wrong is like saying it to a person of the Islamic, Jewish or Buddhist faith!!!! The people who use the Bible and Christian faith to take shots at this website are cunts. God said not to believe in "false idols" and religions, not to persecute those of faiths different to yours. And anyway, how is this religion shit?? It makes a point, it does not say anything about any other faiths I find it great, it also does not say how it is right and everything else is wrong. Also, lots of people are saying "read the Bible" but how is it "right"?? I am a Catholic myself but I do not take everything said in the Bible as fact. I see it more as a guideline to life. Fuck everyone who disses this site because (1) How do you know what is right or wrong??? (2) How would you like someone dissing your religion?? (3) Have you seen God and know what he looks like??? etc etc gee i could go on forever...................... GO PASTAFARIANISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FSM AND HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ramen This is a response to all hate mail. The majority of you say that this is a bunch of shit. Who are you to point the finger???? How do any of you know what God looks like or does??? This is someone’s belief, no-one can say it’s wrong!!! How is Christianity right??? Saying this religion is wrong is like saying it to a person of the Islamic, Jewish or Buddhist faith!!!! The people who use the Bible and Christian faith to take shots at this website are cunts. God said not to believe in “false idols” and religions, not to persecute those of faiths different to yours. And anyway, how is this religion shit?? It makes a point, it does not say anything about any other faiths I find it great, it also does not say how it is right and everything else is wrong. Also, lots of people are saying “read the Bible” but how is it “right”?? I am a Catholic myself but I do not take everything said in the Bible as fact. I see it more as a guideline to life. Fuck everyone who disses this site because (1) How do you know what is right or wrong??? (2) How would you like someone dissing your religion?? (3) Have you seen God and know what he looks like??? etc etc gee i could go on forever………………….

GO PASTAFARIANISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO FSM AND HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ramen

]]> By: David http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-314531 David Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:55:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-314531 Calling people 'douchefags' doesn't quite coincide with showing them 'respect'. Besides, these people don't deserve respect; they're detracting from the glory of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Unbeleivers! Calling people ‘douchefags’ doesn’t quite coincide with showing them ‘respect’. Besides, these people don’t deserve respect; they’re detracting from the glory of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Unbeleivers!

]]> By: Cody (Lord of Numa) http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-313605 Cody (Lord of Numa) Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:42:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/01/31/earlier-tonight.htm#comment-313605 You cannot run from the love of the great FSM. He will bring you back eventually. In time, you will understand that our God is not a God of pain and suffering, but a God of love, mercy, and wonderful noodly appendages (.... dripping in.... wait for it.... GARLIC SAUCE - I do love the garlic sauce!) May the FSM bring the aforementioned love, mercy, and garlic sauce to your life. RAmen You cannot run from the love of the great FSM. He will bring you back eventually. In time, you will understand that our God is not a God of pain and suffering, but a God of love, mercy, and wonderful noodly appendages (…. dripping in…. wait for it…. GARLIC SAUCE - I do love the garlic sauce!)

May the FSM bring the aforementioned love, mercy, and garlic sauce to your life.

RAmen

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