earlier tonight my amigos and I came across this icon on the back of a car of a crab with FSM initialed on it and I wondered what the hell it was. so I told my roomy about it and she googled it and we found this website. well know that I wasted 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back over some dumb cult thing with crabs. I am not enlightened and I think you are all douchefags who will believe anything. however it is your right to do so and I do agree you should be able to believe whatever it is you want to even if it’s extremely ridiculous. and I still think it’s lame and you’re all retarded. k thanks!
-urad
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Linguini and crabs. Hey that might work. Lets nail it up on a cross and see if anyone salutes it.
His noodliness is not a crab, nor is he inflicted with any sexually transmitted diseases. D:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! crab dude? u need to do a bit more studdying.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
urad, what sort of a name is that? does it have something to do with nuclear energy? any way, what was I saying? oh yes… I tell you what, you tell me what you would do with those five minutes and if I think it is worth wile enough I’ll forget my chemistry and metallurgy, take up physics, invent a time machine and give you back those 5 minutes. Deal?
and no, masturbation and throwing feces at passers by does not count.
@neal
wow, heavy dude.
Top of the list would be the good people at Blizzard for World of Warcraft. They just hit 10 million subscribers and we know how much time is wasted by players of that game…. we’d be close to a megadeth…
oh, and mybe he saw the carbonara avatar which is why itv appeared to look like a crab… if the light was poor… and you squinted…. through someone elses glasses… could happen….
You wasted a whole five minutes of your time and you want those five minutes back?
You don’t know how to waste time. I know how to waste time. I once watched five straight hours of television. On a Friday night.
Which really makes me wonder … how come on TV we have a vampire who solves crime, not to mention a fake psychic, a real psychic, an obsessive compulsive detective, a math geek, a goth girl, a southern lady, and Holly Hunter playing a drunken slut (and I don’t mean that in a bad way) - all of whom are solving crimes.
But no pirates. We have all these crime solving shows on TV but no pirates. No pirates solving crimes, no pirates committing crimes.
There’s cable channels that show Law and Order re-runs 24/7 - why can’t we have at least one cable channel devoted to nothing but pirates?
Now that everyone who has read this has wasted at least two minutes of their time … you can’t have that time back. Nyah nyah nyah.
sorry that’s the marinara avatar….
carbonara would be a pig symbol…
What show were you watching?
They make some pretty bad vampire/ supernatural series.
Pirate detective. I love it! It could be called Blackbeard PD, Blurb: “Blackbeard PD, a lonely pirate who leaves his ship to help the residents of LA (it’s usually there)in their fight against crime and global warming.” His sidekick could be a feisty stripper named Wench, his favorite bar “The Volcano”. Man, I want to see this already. Well done Darlene. Go pitch it, the writers’ strike is apparently nearly over.
More unenlightened rhetoric from de-evolved, lice picking, feces hurling, ape-boys with the intellect of over ripe avocado and the communicative skills of a thumbtack; I am never surprised by the arrogance and quick anger of those who have never known the touch of His Noodley Appendage. I must admit that “douchefag” demonstrates very creative use of the obviously limited level of mastery yourself and your “amigos” posses of the English language. Someday, if you try really hard, you may just be able to graduate from the preschool you have been attending for the last ten years. I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you, but anything can happen.
It’s douche BAG not douche fag! Geez. Why is it that hatemailers always struggle with douche bags?!?! FSM give me patience! RAmen!
k thanks to you too! The seemed nice.
Udon Rock, even an over ripe avocado when mixed with spices and salsa is still better than the tool that posted the hate-mail.
You wasted even more time by leaving that stupid comment. Please don’t ever breed. k thanks!
Look up “irony”.
If the dictionary comes up with: “an adjective describing the state of being like iron (see goldy, bronzey, silvery etc.” buy a new one. OED might be a good choice. OED is an abbreviation for “Oxford English Dictionary”. Look up “abbreviation”.
Let us pray for this poor unbelieving soul.
RAMEN
@ wench sophie
its actually a new term that a lot of people are using. its from a video on youtube called powerthirst, apparently its some college kids term project for marketing class or something. and at least he’s admitting we have the right to believe whatever we want, so all he needs is a little push in the right direction and he’ll be fine
Spaghetti is a crustacean?
lol, i still cant believe you thought his noodly goodness was a crab. I laught at your stupidity.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
AAAARRRR Jim-lad. Be ye capable of understanding irony (the act of having a metallic false limb) or takin’ life wi’ a pinch o salt & a smile on yer face?