FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon

I recently worked for a local theatre company, where I stumbled upon this cool looking prop. Instantly I commandeered it to support my argument for the beneficial effect of adopting his Noodly lord, resulting in the convertion of 7 technicians and a couple of actors.
Ramen, Studio Marcel

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25 Responses to “FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon”
  1. 1 - Red DutchPasta Wench - Jan 31st, 2008

    Nice work Marcel :)) Nice cannon too!

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  2. 2 - Wench Pink Shoes - Jan 31st, 2008

    I like your eyepatch.

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  3. 3 - beeble - Jan 31st, 2008

    Keep spreading the word.

    RAmen

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  4. 4 - Derf - Jan 31st, 2008

    I want me a cannon…

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  5. 5 - Paisley the Pirate - Jan 31st, 2008

    Wow, Marcel, that’s a pretty big cannon. ;) RAmen on converting more Pastafarians!

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  6. 6 - ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ - Jan 31st, 2008

    Marcel gets a front row seat at the beer volcano for that. Well done.

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  7. 7 - Michael T - Jan 31st, 2008

    Gee Marcel, that’s a big piece of artillery you’ve got there between your legs…if I were female I might just swoon…heh heh heh…

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  8. 8 - Spekkio - Jan 31st, 2008

    Marcel looks like he needs a wench. ;-)

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  9. 9 - else - Jan 31st, 2008

    Way to go Marcel! X

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  10. 10 - Sovereign - Jan 31st, 2008

    i want the cannon for… conversion purposes… yeah….

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  11. 11 - The Great Alien - Feb 1st, 2008

    Great cannon – where do we buy one?

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  12. 12 - hexhunter - Feb 1st, 2008

    Actors!? Well, as our good friends the Scientologists know, actors are very good at promoting religions. RAmen and good luck.

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  13. 13 - James - Feb 1st, 2008

    I see that the mere knowledge that you may (or may not) have a cannon was enough to get E-bay to list The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster under Books > Nonfiction. Way to go! Avast!

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  14. 14 - Song - Feb 1st, 2008

    That picture *alone* would make me convert if I wasn’t already a Pastafarian.

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  15. 15 - Brittni_lover_of_RAmen - Feb 2nd, 2008

    sweet!! a cannon! dude, ur sooo lucky!We all want cannons… 4 the purpose of conversions of course, and you have one! I would kill. But any way, Im sure the FSM smiles upon you and your cannon.

    peace love and pirates

    RAmen

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  16. 16 - Derf - Feb 3rd, 2008

    Conversation? Hell, I would shoot the thing!

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  17. 17 - Vermicelli - Feb 4th, 2008

    This is FSM. We dont cannonize here.

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  18. 18 - sarah - Feb 5th, 2008

    thats just dirtttyyyy purr!!!!

    i mean___noodles!!!!!!!!! RAMEN!

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  19. 19 - Fluff? - Feb 5th, 2008

    Fill it with pasta and shoot it off a highrise, showering the people with his noodly appendages!! now THAT would convert people…

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  20. 20 - Alt-Ctrl-Evolve - Feb 8th, 2008

    I found a conversion manual online! Check out

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/book.html

    You can purchase your own book about Pirattitude! Of course, no forced conversions! This is NOT the Inquisition!

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  21. 21 - sredni vashtar - Feb 19th, 2008

    If that cannon lasts more than four hours matey, you should be calling a doctor

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  22. 22 - Cpt. - Feb 21st, 2008
  23. 23 - Cpt.Ferre - Mar 1st, 2008

    ARGH! ARGH!

    Cpt. Marcel for chief gunner aboard the soon to be flagship of the church of the FSM!!!!

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  24. 24 - poldebol - Mar 12th, 2008

    Napoleonic
    It is in the details, sisters and brethren!

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  25. 25 - Cap’n Wolf - Mar 30th, 2008

    A new cannon for our pirate ship!

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