FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon

I recently worked for a local theatre company, where I stumbled upon this cool looking prop. Instantly I commandeered it to support my argument for the beneficial effect of adopting his Noodly lord, resulting in the convertion of 7 technicians and a couple of actors.
Ramen, Studio Marcel

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25 Responses to “FSM preacher claims Napoleontic cannon”


  1. 1 Red DutchPasta Wench Jan 31st, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Nice work Marcel :)) Nice cannon too!

  2. 2 Wench Pink Shoes Jan 31st, 2008 at 6:51 am

    I like your eyepatch.

  3. 3 beeble Jan 31st, 2008 at 7:10 am

    Keep spreading the word.

    RAmen

  4. 4 Derf Jan 31st, 2008 at 8:32 am

    I want me a cannon…

  5. 5 Paisley the Pirate Jan 31st, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Wow, Marcel, that’s a pretty big cannon. ;) RAmen on converting more Pastafarians!

  6. 6 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Jan 31st, 2008 at 9:20 am

    Marcel gets a front row seat at the beer volcano for that. Well done.

  7. 7 Michael T Jan 31st, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Gee Marcel, that’s a big piece of artillery you’ve got there between your legs…if I were female I might just swoon…heh heh heh…

  8. 8 Spekkio Jan 31st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Marcel looks like he needs a wench. ;-)

  9. 9 else Jan 31st, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Way to go Marcel! X

  10. 10 Sovereign Jan 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    i want the cannon for… conversion purposes… yeah….

  11. 11 The Great Alien Feb 1st, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Great cannon - where do we buy one?

  12. 12 hexhunter Feb 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Actors!? Well, as our good friends the Scientologists know, actors are very good at promoting religions. RAmen and good luck.

  13. 13 James Feb 1st, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I see that the mere knowledge that you may (or may not) have a cannon was enough to get E-bay to list The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster under Books > Nonfiction. Way to go! Avast!

  14. 14 Song Feb 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    That picture *alone* would make me convert if I wasn’t already a Pastafarian.

  15. 15 Brittni_lover_of_RAmen Feb 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 am

    sweet!! a cannon! dude, ur sooo lucky!We all want cannons… 4 the purpose of conversions of course, and you have one! I would kill. But any way, Im sure the FSM smiles upon you and your cannon.

    peace love and pirates

    RAmen

  16. 16 Derf Feb 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Conversation? Hell, I would shoot the thing!

  17. 17 Vermicelli Feb 4th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    This is FSM. We dont cannonize here.

  18. 18 sarah Feb 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    thats just dirtttyyyy purr!!!!

    i mean___noodles!!!!!!!!! RAMEN!

  19. 19 Fluff? Feb 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Fill it with pasta and shoot it off a highrise, showering the people with his noodly appendages!! now THAT would convert people…

  20. 20 Alt-Ctrl-Evolve Feb 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I found a conversion manual online! Check out

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/book.html

    You can purchase your own book about Pirattitude! Of course, no forced conversions! This is NOT the Inquisition!

  21. 21 sredni vashtar Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    If that cannon lasts more than four hours matey, you should be calling a doctor

  22. 22 Cpt. Feb 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
  23. 23 Cpt.Ferre Mar 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    ARGH! ARGH!

    Cpt. Marcel for chief gunner aboard the soon to be flagship of the church of the FSM!!!!

  24. 24 poldebol Mar 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Napoleonic
    It is in the details, sisters and brethren!

  25. 25 Cap'n Wolf Mar 30th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    A new cannon for our pirate ship!

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