u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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…Get some brains before you judge us. This is possibly the worst hate mail here.
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is m perhaps a sister organization to the society of L? Or is it the same guys who get their organization shut down and moves on to the next letter in the alphabet?
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@m
“u fucking idiots”
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No, you’re at the wrong website if you’re looking for IDiots. For IDiots, go to
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http://www.discovery.org/csc/
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As for the fucking bit, I would hope that most of the Pastafarian congregation are enjoying a pleasant sex life. But what was your point in bringing that up in your post (several times actually)?
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I’m glad I’m not that stupid. It must be tough.
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“a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life”
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Wow! So much hate, so much anger and we’re the disgrace to life. You must be deeply religious.
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Instead of inventing a religion, you should learn grammar and punctuation.
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Eat away, O my son, for soon you will be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
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And your a “fuckin disgrace” to the keyboard. Btw sorry but did you just say you would shit on someones porch? Each to his own I guess.
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“I like your Christ. I do not like your Chistians. Your Christians are nothing like your Christ.”
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Mahatma Ghandi
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Has anyone ever missed a point this badly?
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And I guess that Illiterate Morons are a blessing to life…
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Ahhh, good old fashioned hate from a hypocritical semi-literate ‘tard. I love it.
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And a good day to you too sir.
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whatever
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At least he’s not a Xtian…no capitals.
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Why are the illiterate people who can’t be bothered to spell out words like ‘you’ and ‘r’, or use capitalization or periods, so fascinated with homosexuality? I think it says a lot more about the poster than it says about us.
-PS. –m, get an education, so at least when you are spewing nonsense everyone else can figure out what the hell you trying to say.
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you realise this is a joke don’t you??
oh wait this is probably another christianity nut job
grow up and let people have a sense of humour
oh and if you are trying to make yourself look good try not to swear it only makes you look like you have a fraction of a amoeba’s intelligence.
Flardox
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you know this is only a joke right?
If not then you are a
(a) a religous nut-job
(b) a highly religous yokel
(c) a idiot
I vote for (c)
if you are trying to look big improve on your vocabulary your swearing only makes you look like you have the intelligence span of an amoeba.
Flardox
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Nice to see such an articulate and well-written letter of concerned criticism.
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And you’re a disgrace to spelling and grammar.
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And here we see the results of human inbreeding. May his noodliness forgive him.
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And here we see the reults of human inbreeding. May his noodliness forgive him.
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Wow, I didn’t think gay people would “hate” our religion.. given that it’s probably one of the free-est religions out there in terms of sexuality, race, colour… meh whatever..
Whoo first!
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What single mom forgot to put parental locks on their latchkey 15 year old’s computer? I am surprised it’s not in all caps though so kudos to that. Estimated IQ = 42 (and yes, I realize that IS the answer to life, the universe and everything).
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If that’s what you please, then by all means worship a flying set of cheeks.
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Henderob,
You are what’s wrong with society. You’re lack of understanding in the area of satire indicates that you are of low intelligence. Your composition skills comfirm this. If English is your first language, consider enrolling in a local elementary school. It’s the only place you’ll be able to get writing instruction at a level appropriate for you.
A better alternative for society would be self-sterilization, so this ignorance and compositional impairment will end with you.
Oh, and don’t bother to respond since you write too poorly to make a coherent point.
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Hahahaha. Oh how I missed these comments… Just as long as the cheeks are up to par, I bid you good fortunes with your new religion.
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Umm, ass cheeks don’t fly, m. Any idiot knows this. Sheesh.
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u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a god who incestuously fucked his own mother to have himself, you know what im going to do crucify your god then burn effigy of him on your porch yes “god” the guy who invented this bullshit religion.
-b
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Wow. That was F-ING awesome. He’s a real F-ING ray of sunshine, isn’t he?
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Are you really going to invent a religion called the flying buttfuckers?
I know a lot of gays that will enjoy this religion with you.
Please send your ass-dress for them.
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Considering your hate-mail sounds almost the exactly like other hate-mail we get try something original next time. So go back to your trailer park and try to be creative in your next email. However, considering your probably have an very low I.Q. I doubt that is possible. At least try to find a more creative email to plagiarize.
RAmen!
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Wow. Somebody didn’t pass their English GCSE…
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Wow. You swear too much. And even though I’m new, I know that our religion will live on for decades and PROSPER!!!! unlike your “bullshit religion” we have a god and we all love him. Your religion will teach to hate, just like satanists and christian. I think…..
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You swear too much.
RAmen.
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Wow. He really told us. I would curl up and start crying if the FSM was not protecting me. All Glory to the noodles!
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Maybe I’m not on the proper weed, but I can’t understand any of this gibberish. Who is the idiot?
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Where has originality gone…the pissed off satanist was much more interesting
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Yawn.
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I certainly am impressed by that well thought out, elegantly expressed, coherent statement.
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i can feel the love :)
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Once you make your religion, are people going to join? will you have graphs? or will it just be a childish dirty term with “flying” attached to it? My guess is, your religion would be far worse than this “fucking disgrace to life.”
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Again, here we have some foul-mouthed person, probably a Christian, who makes a comment that has homosexual undertones.
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There’s definitely a pattern here.
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All of this hate mail has become boring with its repetitiveness.
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Well, lookee here. Somebody who learned his grammar from the fundies and got his disposition from Michael Savage. Enjoy your asscheeks and seriously, when you post again in a couple of days, come up with something original.
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Wow, I see Mr Dictionary has deserted us again…’
And what’s up with ‘Henderbob is illiterate’?
I found the Gospel to be the most coherent, witty, well thought out text on any subject, not just religion, I have ever read.
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y so much profanity
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you know
i myself am not a pastafaien (im israeli.we aint got many of you guys here. damn shame)
but this does seem to me that there is way too much hostile response to pastafarianisem in the world
this is even more strange when u consider that this seems to be one of the most peace loving religions in the world today
and i think the right way to promote it is to file for tax exempt status
becouse if its granted u win
and if its not it helps to raise the qustion
how do you define a religion
like i said im not one of you but i am in law school and if u want then in a few years once i pass the bar i would love to represent u in such a case
im not a pastafarien but next purim (jewish version of Halloween) im going as a Pirate
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Wow. The logic of his argument was breathtaking. The ample use of the word “fucking”, prose at its best. I am whole. He has convinced me to give up Pastafarian and follow his God. Excuse me, his fucking God.
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Well, that’s kind of rude and unnecessary, but your views are your own. Might I suggest you have a nice bowl of pasta and relax?
RAmen
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Yeah so, I thought this was seriously funny. coming from a teenagers point-of-view I think the religion is funny. It is funny to an extent I was almost dying of laughing. Either way. Your seriously fucking retarded whomever posted this you should go back to you fucking whore-faced cunt for a mother. Fucktard.
See even teenagers can be bitches. (: Now, Go die.
With love and care,
Ron.
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