u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I understand his anger towards FSM. But at the same time I don’t understand his blind faith in a God that we can’t prove exists. I mean it’s like believing in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. It’s absurd and people bitching about it won’t make God any more real that Santa Claus.
YAY FOR THE FLYING BUTTFUCKERS!
where do I sign up for your flying buttcheeks religion. it’s got to be better than christianity.