u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Well I’m a Pastafarian and proud!
Forgive them FSM, they know not what they do!
(poor critters, it’s all that free education that does it!)
Joe, excuse me, I’m 19, grew up with a cell and the internet, not all of us are lost! Some of us have been touched by his noodly appendage! Somehow he granted us unfathomable skills in English; I’m going so far as to say he gave us wit. Explain that “science”… huh, what’s that, you can’t? HA! Right there, more evidence in favor of the FSM. RAmen!
I was laughing so much when I first heard of this but now its starting to hit me what if a few thousand years ago some guy probably John or Paul was having a laugh and claimed he knew this dude called “God” who could do all these tricks, everyone laughed and said I gotta tell Mary and Judas this and thats how religion began!!! Maybe we are just spawning another awful religion! think of your children people.
I honestly think there is so much discrimination with what people want to say or want to believe. Its quite ridiculous. FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGION. Look it up in the Constitution…This hate mail is ridiculous. We don’t discriminate on what you have to say…so stop being a hypocrite and discriminating on others, and learn to take a joke and go back to basic 5th grade english. It might help with your grammar problems.
Tsk Tsk Tsk, speaking of the Noodly Ressurection with such disdain, how has a Buttfuckerian learned our religious secrets?
can someone say, “anger management” dude your a spaze why you even bother saying that crap? we just gonna disown you and ignore you…..well after we laugh at your ignorent comment…HAHAHAHH…ok im done now i recommend you find a doctor to put you on some relax meds or you should start back up on the ones you havnt been taking ;)
I guess some people just refuse to believe in a god that’s not in their own image.
Get thee to a nunnery (don’t ever breed)
Ramen!
The eloquent grammar and superb spelling in this hatemail truly dazzles me. He’s got my nomination for the Pulitzer.
RAmen and Carbo Diem.
everybody has the right to make an ASSana of himself, including those who believe in the god of flying buttcheeks. Oh yeah, some of ya’ll voted for him TWICE!
Carbo Diem, and keep practicing yer yogurt postures , especially Pastasana (the noodly pose).
May the Sauce be with you, hon!
Well, actually the mighty Buttcheekooyah DID (and perhaps still does) exist. He was worshiped by a great throng of benighted bird-brained dolts who believed that expulsion of hot gasses and the few varied sounds that made were the highest form of communication to be attained. They all began recklessly to imitate the Great Buttcheekooyah heedless of the possible consequences…and alas…the entire throng asphyxiated themselves! All but one, that is. All but the true believer Henderob who expulsed hot gasses in his name. All but Henderob who believed and withstood the challenge to his faith…namely the deaths of the entire following of Mighty Butcheekooyah. And so, with the mighty winds of his faith, perhaps Hendrob has given Buttcheekooyag the breath of life that every true believer lends his god in times of great distress.
We now have, in addition to FSM, the antagonistic rival god Automobilicous-The-Most-Vile who functions in much the same way as Butcheekooyah did. His followers worship him in a similar fashion and will no doubt reap the same consequences…May your bicycles glide as gracefully through time and space, and tread as tenderly on the earth as our great one slithers in his/her sauce.
I tell you this because I had a dream of a bicycle with neat round seat and handlebars ridden by a great tangled mass of bright rays. It was spinning effortlessly through a sea of bright red mud…I awoke to a vision of Flying Spaghetti Monster dangeling his noodely bits about before me and realized that this bicycle was simply one of his/her many glorious faces. Understanding the message I immediately had my car impounded, squashed, recycled and turned into 10 new bicycles. May your noodles always be boiled only in the purest spring water! May your sauce know only tomatoes that have breathed the finest mountain air! Ramen!
only idiots beleive in god because they are too weak to deal with the real life . like the rest of us sane people. they need a fantasy to hide behind. its like mommas apron strings. tthey cant deal with life with out it they are insane and only showing how dumb they are. they are all to willing to show it off to the rest of us. they make laugh because they are too stupid.to know the difference between real life and fantasy. thanks for a good laugh.
only idiots beleive in god because they are too weak to deal with the real life . like the rest of us sane people. they need a fantasy to hide behind. its like mommas apron strings. tthey cant deal with life with out it they are insane and only showing how dumb they are. they are all to willing to show it off to the rest of us. they make me laugh because they are too stupid.to know the difference between real life and fantasy. thanks for a good laugh.
I feel extremely offended by your statement, you assaulted my religion, and in this country we are so proud of, the U.S.A that is illegal, so get a life, please!
“ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks.” - hey screw the FSM, I’m all over this one. I can’t wait to feel the wind beneath His cheeks.
I’m going to invent a religion too!!!!! I think I’ll call it Christianity.
Wow, the good old days where hate mail actually was funny, this is hilarious, if you tried to eat the FSM your stomach would not be able to fill even one noodly appendage, that is how large he is, stick to your priest’s appendage and back off.
RAmen
James D King of Pirates
you have obviously not been touched by his noodly apendage
James D, Daniel Ryan, and The Great Alien are all right!