u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I believe that’s Buttfuckerans…
I hope he dose create his church because then we can say: “finally, someone gives a flying fuck!”
Ramen
What a loving christian response. The ecumenical movement is alive and well. Now go blank yourself.
HAHAHA this guy makes me laugh. I thought that was dog shit on my porch but i guess i was wrong
“u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed”
Since we’re allowed to smoke weed in this religion, can we petition for some religious grade peyote too?
I am noticing some patterns here. Bad spelling, poor syntax, the inability to properly think in metaphors (witness such songs as “Open the eyes of my heart, lord”), indeed an unwillingness to see anything in a certain 2000+ year old anthology as “metaphorical”, irrational hostility toward those who beg to differ, and liberal uses of profanity.
Then, last night, I heard Mike Huckabee talk about how his mom used to fry up a squirrel for Sunday dinner when he was a kid, andit all fell into place. Think about it, how often do you hear crazy behavior described as “squirrelly”? It’s no accident, it’s because encephalitis is rampant in the North American squirrel population, and lots of bible believing people in the American south are eating these diseased animals in large quantities.
You got it, these people have mad squirrel disease, squirrel encephalitis, and is has dramactically affected their thought processes. Their brains have been made into swiss cheese by eating too many squirrels. Have pity on them, for they know not what they chow down on.
This makes FSM the salvation of these people, every time they feel the urge to eat something furry, they need to partake instead of spaghetti and meatballs. As a matter of fact, FSM should impose a dietary prohibition on squirrel. It should have its own book of Leviticus, and in it squirrel should be no more kosher than pig is in the original.
I know 15 year olds who can spell better than that, I’m one of em. This guy must be like 5 and a half.
Can I just point out an on-going error here? Several people are addressing their responses to ‘Henderob’. At the top of the post where it says ‘published by Henderob’, that just means that our glorious leader has published the mail on this site, the mail actually came from the signatory, in this case ‘m’. I assume that ‘m’ stands for ‘moron’ or ‘misfit’…something like that
Church of the Flying Buttfuckers? Anal Sex Airlines maybe? Kind sir I will pray that His noodley appendage touches your soul.
LOL
Buttfuckerists
are they hot idiots that we fuck?
soooo.
whats easier to beleive?
an inconsistent, self-contradictroy document that has only been about for approximately 2000 years. which has some pretty majoyr flaws in it as it is.
or a deity (spageity) that flys around bringin warmth to people with his noodly appendage?
well im stumped.
guess im what you call a spag-nostic
fuck off christian kids and let us have some fun.
LONG LIVE THE MONSTER!
No, but it’s just normal for you to believe in the invisible man that lives in the sky and is all knowing and seeing, loves us dearly yet does nothing to end our pain and suffering or improve our financial status, looks, health, popularity, etc. etc. etc. And still you believe he is there.
Hello, i don’t really know where to put this but here it goes. I’m a pastafarian down on my luck money wise and i have been getting alot of backlash for some members of the pastafarian community, because i do not own the gospel. Can some good hearted pastafarian please sent me a PDF of the gospel, only if you can though….
F-u stupied orthi christan this is OUR religon so go f urself
I R 5 YEARS OLD
Uh-oh, looks like someone’s having a particularly nasty period.
how can an ass be a buttfuck? an ass is incapable of fucking another ass… at least as far as I know… do you know something I dont?
Replying to U f-cking idiots.
Um, I think you’re missing the point, which is to say that Christianity and these other religions were also invented, perhaps with the same capriciousness as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You are not making a shocking revelation or scandal when you point out that the whole thing is invented. Of course it is. That you are so impervious to the obvious is hillarious!
I encourage you to pursue your religion of the flying pair of ass cheeks, and then demand that it get equal time in the classroom with other Creationist paradigms.
Calling the creators of this movement a fucking disgrace to life kinda illustrates the South Park episode “Go god Go” where people began killing each other in the name of “Science” instead of the name of god. Perhaps someday the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be sending suicide bombers to your Church of the Flying Pair of Asscheeks rallies.
I would sigh and say it’s just human nature, but it’s not. Most of us want to live our lives peacefully and let others do the same, but there are always a few control freak assholes in each camp of thought that want to oppress, fight, and marginalize those with other viewpoints.
Repying to Neal,
I will patiently remind you, as I do everyone else who complains about improper syntax and grammar, that this is the next generation, and their culture. They do not have time to manually spell check, nor is it their interest. They can quickly type a message and move onto the next thing in life, and probably accomplish more than you or I who have been habituated to dot all the I’s and cross all the T’s. In fact, they avoid reading posts as long as ours, because they have better things to do than to tackle paragraphs as long as ours!
To put it simply, it’s just a fucking post, not a term paper. So stop complaining, and deal with the new age of internet!
Are you also Generation X or older? You’ve probably also been brainwashed just as I was into believing stupid paradigms such as Christianity and stupid compulsions such as making every message long, self-indulgent, and punctually correct. Oh and btw, you had numerous spelling errors in your post.
I hope you were being ironical and facetious, in which case, so was I!