u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
And here we see the reults of human inbreeding. May his noodliness forgive him.
Wow, I didn’t think gay people would “hate” our religion.. given that it’s probably one of the free-est religions out there in terms of sexuality, race, colour… meh whatever..
Whoo first!
What single mom forgot to put parental locks on their latchkey 15 year old’s computer? I am surprised it’s not in all caps though so kudos to that. Estimated IQ = 42 (and yes, I realize that IS the answer to life, the universe and everything).
If that’s what you please, then by all means worship a flying set of cheeks.
Henderob,
You are what’s wrong with society. You’re lack of understanding in the area of satire indicates that you are of low intelligence. Your composition skills comfirm this. If English is your first language, consider enrolling in a local elementary school. It’s the only place you’ll be able to get writing instruction at a level appropriate for you.
A better alternative for society would be self-sterilization, so this ignorance and compositional impairment will end with you.
Oh, and don’t bother to respond since you write too poorly to make a coherent point.
Hahahaha. Oh how I missed these comments… Just as long as the cheeks are up to par, I bid you good fortunes with your new religion.
Umm, ass cheeks don’t fly, m. Any idiot knows this. Sheesh.
u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a god who incestuously fucked his own mother to have himself, you know what im going to do crucify your god then burn effigy of him on your porch yes “god” the guy who invented this bullshit religion.
-b
Wow. That was F-ING awesome. He’s a real F-ING ray of sunshine, isn’t he?
Are you really going to invent a religion called the flying buttfuckers?
I know a lot of gays that will enjoy this religion with you.
Please send your ass-dress for them.
Considering your hate-mail sounds almost the exactly like other hate-mail we get try something original next time. So go back to your trailer park and try to be creative in your next email. However, considering your probably have an very low I.Q. I doubt that is possible. At least try to find a more creative email to plagiarize.
RAmen!
Wow. Somebody didn’t pass their English GCSE…
Wow. You swear too much. And even though I’m new, I know that our religion will live on for decades and PROSPER!!!! unlike your “bullshit religion” we have a god and we all love him. Your religion will teach to hate, just like satanists and christian. I think…..
You swear too much.
RAmen.
Wow. He really told us. I would curl up and start crying if the FSM was not protecting me. All Glory to the noodles!
Maybe I’m not on the proper weed, but I can’t understand any of this gibberish. Who is the idiot?
Where has originality gone…the pissed off satanist was much more interesting
Yawn.
I certainly am impressed by that well thought out, elegantly expressed, coherent statement.
i can feel the love :)