u f-ing idiots

u fucking idiots r on some fucking good weed. a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life
-m

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  1. 1 Dr Dagger Jan 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    …Get some brains before you judge us. This is possibly the worst hate mail here.

  2. 2 Ande Jan 26th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    is m perhaps a sister organization to the society of L? Or is it the same guys who get their organization shut down and moves on to the next letter in the alphabet?

  3. 3 ☠DutchPastaGuy☠ Jan 26th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    @m
    “u fucking idiots”
    .
    No, you’re at the wrong website if you’re looking for IDiots. For IDiots, go to
    .
    http://www.discovery.org/csc/
    .
    As for the fucking bit, I would hope that most of the Pastafarian congregation are enjoying a pleasant sex life. But what was your point in bringing that up in your post (several times actually)?

  4. 4 Dennis Jan 26th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I’m glad I’m not that stupid. It must be tough.

  5. 5 lazlow Jan 26th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    “a flying spaghetti monster you know what im going to do eat your god then shit him out on your porch yes u the guy who invented this bullshit religion. you know what else im going to invent a religion yeah, ill call them the flying buttfuckers and we will think god is a flying pair of asscheeks. you fuckin disgrace to life”
    .
    Wow! So much hate, so much anger and we’re the disgrace to life. You must be deeply religious.
    .
    Instead of inventing a religion, you should learn grammar and punctuation.

  6. 6 CapnSkittle Jan 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Eat away, O my son, for soon you will be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
    RAmen.

  7. 7 John Barker Jan 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    And your a “fuckin disgrace” to the keyboard. Btw sorry but did you just say you would shit on someones porch? Each to his own I guess.

  8. 8 Len Guini Jan 26th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    “I like your Christ. I do not like your Chistians. Your Christians are nothing like your Christ.”
    .
    Mahatma Ghandi

  9. 9 eric Jan 26th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Has anyone ever missed a point this badly?

  10. 10 Edgard The Heretic Jan 26th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    And I guess that Illiterate Morons are a blessing to life…

  11. 11 Thorn Jan 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Ahhh, good old fashioned hate from a hypocritical semi-literate ‘tard. I love it.

  12. 12 Red Dutch Pasta Wench Jan 26th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    And a good day to you too sir.

  13. 13 ALAN Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    whatever

  14. 14 Felix Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    At least he’s not a Xtian…no capitals.

  15. 15 Niteshade Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Why are the illiterate people who can’t be bothered to spell out words like ‘you’ and ‘r’, or use capitalization or periods, so fascinated with homosexuality? I think it says a lot more about the poster than it says about us.

    -PS. –m, get an education, so at least when you are spewing nonsense everyone else can figure out what the hell you trying to say.

  16. 16 Flardox Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    you realise this is a joke don’t you??

    oh wait this is probably another christianity nut job

    grow up and let people have a sense of humour

    oh and if you are trying to make yourself look good try not to swear it only makes you look like you have a fraction of a amoeba’s intelligence.

    Flardox

  17. 17 Flardox Jan 26th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    you know this is only a joke right?

    If not then you are a

    (a) a religous nut-job

    (b) a highly religous yokel

    (c) a idiot

    I vote for (c)

    if you are trying to look big improve on your vocabulary your swearing only makes you look like you have the intelligence span of an amoeba.

    Flardox

  18. 18 Nephelos Jan 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Nice to see such an articulate and well-written letter of concerned criticism.

  19. 19 Paisley the Pirate Jan 26th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    And you’re a disgrace to spelling and grammar.

  20. 20 Darth Noodle Jan 26th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    And here we see the results of human inbreeding. May his noodliness forgive him.

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