Comments on: you guys are just crazy

By: Captain Philaaarrrrhhh!

Captain Philaaarrrrhhh! — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:50:38 +0000

This guy is a disgrace to the Church of Satan. Anton Lavey must be spinning so fast in his casket, we should probably afix a dynamo and get some power for at least a small town.

Shame on you, false Satanist.

RAmen

P.S: I’m not a Satanist myself, but have read and enjoyed Lavey’s books.

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By: eddie

eddie — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:52:44 +0000

lol ween will people start 2 realise that we pastafariansare not satanists

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By: Earthbreaker

Earthbreaker — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:32:46 +0000

I know a lot of Computer Science students who literally worship Serial ATA technology

SATAists they are!

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By: Cap'n Wolf

Cap'n Wolf — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:12:06 +0000

Sanity is for non-religious people.

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By: matt

matt — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:17:57 +0000

Hey,
Don’t bash the pasta guys. They have a very valid theory that is more reasonable than any other religion/belief. There is not Satan, just a guy named Santa and Stan, but most definately, no Satan.

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By: Udon Rock

Udon Rock — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:54:23 +0000

Is it crazy to love the pasta? If so, I don’t want to be sane. RAmen.

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By: zack

zack — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:59:12 +0000

Woah hahaha man this “religion” is pretty cool i wanna get a FSM for my dads car and a shirt and a sticker for my room i love this!

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By: rdubs

rdubs — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:52:54 +0000

Well, I will not stoop the level of satanism. I am a Santaist.

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By: trans-freak

trans-freak — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:37:00 +0000

If you are going to be so unsatanist, don’t announce that you are a satanist. You’re making a bad impression for the real satanists out there.

Satanism is actually my closest religion; i did a lot of research into it. I wasn’t going to be one, no way. But it means I know the basics of it.

So go learn how to be a satanist and leave us to worship our noodly lord because he is all-mighty and made of pasta.

You should open your fucking eyes. Then you would see his noodly goodness.

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By: neal

neal — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:32:10 +0000

When you say sacrificing a virgin, you mean deflowering, right? If so, that sounds like my kind of religion, but FSM is good too. Nothing wrong with polytheism as long as we keep Yaweh out of our pantheon.

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By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:50:34 +0000

You know what? You can go to Hell.

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By: FSM FOREVER!!!!!

FSM FOREVER!!!!! — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:35:59 +0000

What does so fucking crap mean?

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By: Yodaman23

Yodaman23 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:52:39 +0000

The modern church of Satanism is composed priamarly of atheists and agnostics. There whole point is the opposition of authority and thus the authority of the church. That is unless something happend to them in the last couple years since I saw them, maybe they all stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons. Thats too bad, its a good game, and it leads to satanism of course, with all the demon summoning you do.

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By: sheldon

sheldon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:41:29 +0000

not to post heaps but reading the conversations the only reson satan even exist is coz god does but god doesnt so therefore there can be no satan meaning that your worshiping nothing..
and i also fo got to say Ramen

Ramen

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By: sheldon

sheldon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:37:51 +0000

and satanists dont sacrifice virgins those guys are kreeps. find out at satanism 101

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By: sheldon

sheldon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:35:12 +0000

i used to be a satanist and follow the black preist anton lavey and the nine sins but now all i have to say to you is GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING SATANIST FUCKWIT IF YOU COME HEAR FOR THE SOUL INTENTION OF BEING DIS-RESPECTFUL THEN YOUR NOT A FUCKING SATANIST!

http://WWW.SATANISM101.COM IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED OF FINDING OU MORE.

ID LIKE TO FOCUS ON THE 11 RULES ON EARTH #1 DO NOT GIVE YOUR OPINION/ADVICE UNLESS ASKED WHERE YOU FUCKING ASKED? #2 DO NOT SHARE AN OPINION UNLESS YOU ARE SURE WE WANT TO HERE IT (WE DIDNT) #3 WHEN IN ANOTHERS LAIR SHOW RESPECT OR ELSE DO NOT GO THERE. OUR LAIR DID I SEE RESPECT? NO! #8 DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING YOU NEED NOT SUBJECT YOURSELF TOO. THATS 4 RULE BROKEN THATS A FUCKING REAL DEVOTED SATANIST AINT IT YOU LITLE CHILD GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOU PENTAGRAMS YOU DISCUST ME!

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By: Cap'n Poofybeard

Cap'n Poofybeard — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:46:04 +0000

Umm… As a satanist, I’d like to kick hin out of my “Not-so-dumb-satanist,” club. He obviously hasn’t read the black book in a long time.

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By: Newly Converted

Newly Converted — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:59:52 +0000

Such a devoted Satanist. So devoted, that he broke two of his 11 Satanic Rules: Rule 1 – Don’t give your opinion or advice unless asked, and Rule 8 – Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself… sooooooooo… basically, keep your whining and opinions to yourself in business that doesn’t concern you. Wow… I’m not a Satanist, yet I obviously know more than this “proud satanist.”
I doubt he’s a real Satanist, though, and he’s really a frizzy, long haired, Slayer obsessing, black nail polish wearing, Hot Topic shopping spawn of the Hollywood made Satanism.

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By: Finny Arrrrrr

Finny Arrrrrr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:07:11 +0000

I’m an atheist but Satanists don’t believe in Satan. Just thought I would share that with you, all you have to do is a little google search and you can see they are not much different.

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By: Vinny

Vinny — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:00:38 +0000

While our friend ‘anonymous’ is obviously a bit of a prat with no sense of humour and has missed the point of the site entirely, I would advise my fellow pastafarians not to be so quick with their denouncements of satanism. Obviously it carries a stigma in popular culture; sacrificing virgins, black mass, big red guy with horns who was in an abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein in the past, etc. But modern Satanism is a completely different thing, and doesn’t actually have anything to do with Satan as a being, and unless I’m mistaken is a wholly non-supreme-being-based religious movement. Wikipedia has a good set of articles to explain it.

Of course, there are still also people who call themselves Satanist who are just ACTUAL devil-worshippers of the stereotypical kind, but I don’t think our friend ‘anonymous’ here is one of those. I could be wrong of course, but I doubt it, for if I was His Noodly Appendage would correct my thinking.
RAmen

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