You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Felix
“I hope you’re giving good odds…doesn’t take a nuclear physicist to work out anon is “damaged goods”…lets face it…being a fundy Xtian zombie is one thing but a self professed “Satanist” is a believer so left of centre the rest of the flock couldn’t stand to socialise with him over tang and shortbread”
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I would give you very good odds on the bet of ‘anonymous’ being ex-xtian, if it weren’t for the fact that we’re thinking in the same direction. Anyone there who thinks anonymous isn’t an ex-xtian? With 10:1 odds in your favour?
Of course he exists. Can you prove that he doesn’t exist. Furthermore, we have youtube clips that show him, but more importantly I know from those special feelings in my heart that the FSM is real.
Can i just get this in my head. You are a satanist, right. I know little about satanism, it’s all sacrifycing virgins on alters of bones while chanting to an angel who couldn’t keep his footing or something. If you don’t understand something, don’t comment on it - it makes you sound like a prat, a stupid prat. The whole concept is satire and just as believeable as every religion, with more evidence as well.
May the pasta deliver you to where ever you wish to go, and if he doesn’t then find a pirate to do it.
Nameless shinobi, I think there may be more to satanism than sacrificing virgins on altars of bone, but that is a pretty good summary. Plus, anyone who thinks he can create a better religion is welcome to try.
Five bucks says he can’t do it.
@Nameless
what a lovely blessing - May the pasta deliver ….
Thank you.
Satan, and all of his mischievous followers are just jealous because they will be left out of the war to come, when the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Lord Xenu battle for the rights of the universe and claim to all souls.
I really think it’s touching how serious people take us. They get so emotional! They must be touched by his Noodly Appendage!
RAmen.
Does anyone else here think there just may be a tad of over enthusiasm too much here?
What gets me is the utter confidence with which one belief is dismissed and another entirely embraced in the same paragraph.
And he’s got the wrong one right. (eh?)
ramen
So…our Noodley Master doesn’t exist, but some dude with horns, hooves, a really bad sense of direction, and what has got to be some very serious body odor does exist? Yeah, that makes sense. Hmm, why don’t you get back to scaring the hell out of (heh) xians, because you are better at that than you are at forming a coherent thought.
But of course Satin is real….good logic there
While our friend ‘anonymous’ is obviously a bit of a prat with no sense of humour and has missed the point of the site entirely, I would advise my fellow pastafarians not to be so quick with their denouncements of satanism. Obviously it carries a stigma in popular culture; sacrificing virgins, black mass, big red guy with horns who was in an abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein in the past, etc. But modern Satanism is a completely different thing, and doesn’t actually have anything to do with Satan as a being, and unless I’m mistaken is a wholly non-supreme-being-based religious movement. Wikipedia has a good set of articles to explain it.
Of course, there are still also people who call themselves Satanist who are just ACTUAL devil-worshippers of the stereotypical kind, but I don’t think our friend ‘anonymous’ here is one of those. I could be wrong of course, but I doubt it, for if I was His Noodly Appendage would correct my thinking.
RAmen
I’m an atheist but Satanists don’t believe in Satan. Just thought I would share that with you, all you have to do is a little google search and you can see they are not much different.
Such a devoted Satanist. So devoted, that he broke two of his 11 Satanic Rules: Rule 1 - Don’t give your opinion or advice unless asked, and Rule 8 - Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself… sooooooooo… basically, keep your whining and opinions to yourself in business that doesn’t concern you. Wow… I’m not a Satanist, yet I obviously know more than this “proud satanist.”
I doubt he’s a real Satanist, though, and he’s really a frizzy, long haired, Slayer obsessing, black nail polish wearing, Hot Topic shopping spawn of the Hollywood made Satanism.
Umm… As a satanist, I’d like to kick hin out of my “Not-so-dumb-satanist,” club. He obviously hasn’t read the black book in a long time.
i used to be a satanist and follow the black preist anton lavey and the nine sins but now all i have to say to you is GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING SATANIST FUCKWIT IF YOU COME HEAR FOR THE SOUL INTENTION OF BEING DIS-RESPECTFUL THEN YOUR NOT A FUCKING SATANIST!
WWW.SATANISM101.COM IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED OF FINDING OU MORE.
ID LIKE TO FOCUS ON THE 11 RULES ON EARTH #1 DO NOT GIVE YOUR OPINION/ADVICE UNLESS ASKED WHERE YOU FUCKING ASKED? #2 DO NOT SHARE AN OPINION UNLESS YOU ARE SURE WE WANT TO HERE IT (WE DIDNT) #3 WHEN IN ANOTHERS LAIR SHOW RESPECT OR ELSE DO NOT GO THERE. OUR LAIR DID I SEE RESPECT? NO! #8 DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING YOU NEED NOT SUBJECT YOURSELF TOO. THATS 4 RULE BROKEN THATS A FUCKING REAL DEVOTED SATANIST AINT IT YOU LITLE CHILD GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOU PENTAGRAMS YOU DISCUST ME!
and satanists dont sacrifice virgins those guys are kreeps. find out at satanism 101
not to post heaps but reading the conversations the only reson satan even exist is coz god does but god doesnt so therefore there can be no satan meaning that your worshiping nothing..
and i also fo got to say Ramen
Ramen
The modern church of Satanism is composed priamarly of atheists and agnostics. There whole point is the opposition of authority and thus the authority of the church. That is unless something happend to them in the last couple years since I saw them, maybe they all stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons. Thats too bad, its a good game, and it leads to satanism of course, with all the demon summoning you do.
What does so fucking crap mean?
You know what? You can go to Hell.