You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
…Satanist. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s a first.
Well, I guess it’s comforting(?! more like sincerely unnerving) that “representatives” from more than one religion cannot read and/or comprehend satire.
I’ll be praying for His Noodly Appendage to bless you.
RAmen.
A fallen angel? Even I could come up with something better
oh but there is a little red guy with horns and legs like a goat?
and by the way, I hope the FSM didn’t hear you say that!! probly make him cry.. jerk
wow…you suck. don’t you realize the entire ‘religion’ was intended as mockery of the blind following facilitated by religion in general…Satanism? k. maybe there’s no such thing as Satan. maybe you’re just the one that’s crazy
I love spaghetti.
Well why dont you come up with something better??
I have seen the FSM and is a great sight , you should open your satanic eyes a little more lil one.
Pasta Peace to all
I think you meant, “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SATAN, OR REAL SATANISM EXCEPT VIRGIN TREKKIES LIVING IN THEIR PARENTS’ BASEMENT.”
Oh yeah? Prove it?
Christians are all the same.
Yeah, I said it. You worship Satan, a member of the Christian pantheon. Therefore you ARE a christian.
Personal abuse: the last refuge of the truly unimaginative.
Look, fuck off. Why do you care about what others believe? This is why the Middle East is brimming with conflict - people like you attack others and start a whole damn war on beliefs. Just go your own ways. If you think they’ll go to hell (or wherever) then you can think that. Killing them won’t save them from that, will it? The Spanish Inquisition failed because its victims died believers of their own beliefs. Christian Evangelicals fail because people can now just ignore them without being killed (usually). Believe in your own theory; why do you care what others think? If some Chinese farmer is Buddhist, how does that affect your life if you’ve never met him? If some scientist is Atheist and researches to further the study of evolution, can’t you just ignore him if you don’t agree? If someone is a different religion than you and you’ve never met them and don’t care about them (for the most part), WHY DO YOU GIVE A DAMN WHETHER THEY WORSHIP/MEDITATE TO/ETC Al-lah, Deus (God), Yhwh (”I am that I am” (or God) in Hebrew), Shiva (or another Hindu deity), Buddha (or another Buddhist figure), Kami (Shinto deities and spirits), devils, demons, dragons, or the FSM, or anythin else. WHY DO YOU CARE? IT’S NOT LIKE IT’LL AFFECT YOUR LIFE (with rare exceptions). WHY BOTHER?
WHY?
WHY???
Mmmm… satan on pasta. Sounds delicious.
Oh, wait… that’s seitan!
my bad.
awww. See, i love satanists. I think they have a realistic look on life. But you, my friend, give them a bad name. Respect others religions. Even if you find them stupid. Like I find Christians stupid. Because you have no say in there lives. Well, despite the fact that your a dick, I wish you the best.
Peace love and pirates
RAmen
How are you so sure that there’s a satan? Because he’s mentioned in the bible? Weak argument dude. At least we have graphs.
Ok and I guess that a satanist is nothing but an Inverse Christian right?… Satan only makes good music, besides that he´s a Jesus pal
Oh no, a satanist thinks our religion is unbelievable. The satanist is calling us crazy and saying we are on the wrong path. We should learn that we are “so fucking crap” and find out what that means. I challenge you to prove there is a Satan. If you’re not that type of satanist then your religion is inaccurately named.
hey there buckshot, theres no Satan either. guess that pops a hole in your belief system dosent it?
Well i’ll be the first to say: “You guys are so fucking crap.” explain to me what exactly that means? is it that as pastafarians we fuck crap? did you mean to say “full of fucking Crap” or “such fucking Crap”, which would in turn question the meaning of “fucking Crap”? or is it of some other greater philosopocal aspect that we (or I, rather) cannot comprehend…
If you indeed He is not real then look back at what you worship (Ad Hominem is nigh): an abstract Conceptual Demon of Pain and Suffering. Looking at his (your God’s) polar opposite we see again an abstract conceptual PERSON of Creation…
You may see where this is leading: our God, is not, in any tangible way, Abstract. He is percievable and tangible.
Again explain how we are on the wrong path in our path following a non-Abstract Concept that was not based off of another Abstract contradicting religion?
And no…unlike you we have a life outside of Religion, and respect our rights to Life…
Thank you for commenting
So what’s your point?
@☠DutchPastaGuy☠
Jan 25th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I hope you’re giving good odds…doesn’t take a nuclear physicist to work out anon is “damaged goods”…lets face it…being a fundy Xtian zombie is one thing but a self professed “Satanist” is a believer so left of centre the rest of the flock couldn’t stand to socialise with him over tang and shortbread…frankly he rebelled…if I had to profile him…which I’m not qualified to do but won’t let that stop me…I’d say “anon” is a greasy haired reject from “happy clappy” land who has had one too many wedgies and is a step removed from a mass shooting…other than that…he’s probably pretty boring…
“I pride myself on being a satanist.”
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From The Nine Satanic Sins:
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1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
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Now, how can you pride yourself on being a satanist when you don’t even do marginal research on what you criticize?
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Why, indeed, cannot people enjoy their beliefs in private and let others enjoy theirs.
One answer appears in the Humes book “Monkey Girl” (recommended reading for all pirates). Fundamentalists believe they will go to hell if they do not believe every word in the Bible is literally true. Thus, if their children are led astray by exposure to other ideas, they might have to spend eternity separated from their children. It is enough to reduce some of them to tears. It is both sad and scary. It also leaves little room for compromise and explains why theocracy is part of their agenda (a little Christian version of the taliban right here for you and me).