You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Bah!!! I posted twice, and it’s not here. :(
Even you could come up with something better?
Oh cool, like wha-…
Oh wait… o-..oh.
You’re a…satanist…
Oh yeah, well…. I guess that’s kinda…
yeah… really original…
Yeah…
Well, this is certainly a different kind of hate mail to what we’re used to….
The strange thing about this satanist is i like him more than the fundamentalist christians that send in hate mail every other hour, at least he hasn’t attempted to ‘convert’ or ’save’ us.
Anyone for a bet? I’ll give you pretty good odds that ‘anonymous’ was raised in a christian family. Most of the hallmarks of a christian hate mailer are there: overuse of caps lock, exclamation marks, swearing, calling us crazy.
Wow, Anonymous loves this site today.
You know, if you were a real satanist, you’d understand the concept of saying you believe in something, but not really believing it.
Get a clue, Frank.
There’s no such thing as Satan, so ha.
How do you like it, Mr. I-Worship-The-Devil-Because-I-Can-And-It’s-Free?
Seriously, you as a satanist should understand something like the FSM. It’s a fucking parody!
I’ll stop believing in our noodly master once someone like you can prove to me that he does not exist.
who cares?
There is no proof of Satan and writing in CAPS doesn’t make your statement truer. So I can say the same thing about your religion. In your own words “OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS SATAN!!!!!
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Also, when you put “I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do” , you are proving you are just like the ignorant Christians that bash us. We don’t go on satanic websites making fun of your religion whether it is real or not. Why? Because we don’t care. You can pray to a head of lettuce if it brings you comfort. It is your right . But you bash us which makes you just like all the Christians that come here and do that. No surprise because opposites usually attract. They hate Satan telling everyone that is bad will go to him but I think secretly they love him and that is why you are just like them.
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Maybe you will wise up and see the purpose of FSM, but I doubt you will because you are not educated enough to click on “About”.
RAmen!
Christian A: “Hmmm…these guys don’t seem to respond properly to hate-mail by Christians (ie; by repenting and converting)… I know! What’s the opposite of a Christian? A Satanist! So if I claim to be one of those they’ll surely believe me!”
Nice try, but…no cake.
Jesus christ, you’d think a satanist would get it.
You guys are just crazy with no life……Demon monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a Pastafarian. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed on the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into pastafarianism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS LUCIFER!!!!!
Try not to make arguments without evidence, someone might make them back at you.
I must disagree strongly with his satanic majesty, I have just come across the site and I feel that the truth has been revealed to me, I will never look another meatball in its noodly eye in quite the same way again. (pass the parmesan darling) I am a multi Billionaire and I would like to donate my entire fortune to the one and only truly provable religion I have come across.
AFTER ALL DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HATES PASTA AND MEATBALLS???????????????
Ahh I rest my case.
What a shame no donation form for me to fill out, ahhhh well I am off to count my money again
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The FSM was created to show how ridiculous it is to teach something AS science that clearly has no scientific value on the whole of the curriculum.
and you can honestly say that there is such as a thing as a fallen angel that is now in charge of hell.
and you accuse others of going down the wrong path? Being a Satanist is really the answer.
well that’s rather interesting.
btw, I encourage you to think of something better than a spaghetti monster. Perhaps then it will let your critical thinking skills kick in and realize what this religion is about.
Duh. You haven’t realized that this is sarcasm and satire yet? Wow.
You haven’t realized that this has all been sarcasm and satire yet? Wow.
How do you know? To me the evidence seems pretty solid. Where is the evidence for your Satanist religion?