You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
-anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I used to laugh at the irony when people would say that belief in the FSM is ridiculous.
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Now it just depresses me.
We’re blind?! You are a follower of LaVey (whether you are LaVeyan or not - he was the founder and he brought Satanism to life). He lied about being in a circus, about being a crime photographer, even about his “gypsy” grandmother who taught him “black magic”.
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I’m not blind. I just have bad eyesight. Thank FSM for glasses!
There is no evidence for the existence of Satan or any other superhuman being.
I will open my eyes on one stipulation…you open a dictionary and look up satire.
how dare you say anything bad about our parmesan-loving leader
I like a bowl of pasta with a good spaghetti sauce better than a bowl of blood.
MAYBE that’s the point with some of it dim-wit. Are you silly? Whos eyes need to be open again?
Well, another person whitout any sense of humor or whatever. I don’t think he would have bashed us this way if he had read at least to lines on this site.
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Welcome, anonymous, and try to read between the lines sometimes.
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P.S. Satanists claim to be intelligent people. You will be deceiving them this way.
I’m certain that annon is correct. The Spaghetti Monster is not a “Fucking Thing”. He merely needs to wave his noodley appendage to create. He doesn’t need to mess around with all that sweaty stuff. On the other hand, there is the stripper factory…
I think we found the common grounds of Christians and Satanists… a miracle! His noodly appendages brought sworn enemies to preach together on the subject of His noodliness. His mediating nature brought them together, now if only they could see the light of the right path.
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For He said “all religions are equal”, and behold - we get the same comments from two completely different religions. Praised be the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His infinite wisdom, and may His noodly appendages guide us all!
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Ramen!
Spaghetti missionaries unite! We have a heavenly duty to help this poor soul see the light
This guy must be a Rosilicornian under disguise to use such harsh words against His Noodlyness…
I checked wikipedia to see what Satanism actually is. I assume this guy is a LaVeyan Satanist. They “feel free to satisfy their urges responsibly, exhibit kindness to their friends, and attack their enemies.” I find “attack their enemies” to be to ambiguous myself and open to too much interpretation. I question this anonymous’s intelligence as he missed incredibly obvious satire. He/she/it did spell spaghetti correctly, but used all caps with a string of exclamation points. I give it a 2/10. No death threats, going to hell, attempts at conversion, blasphemy, gross misspellings, utter lack of grammar, good insults, etc.
Dear Anal Onymous
I may be wrong , but I think you have, perhaps, missed the point about the FSM.
Also, the FSM could take your Satan in a square go, as we say on this side of the pond, and with one noodly appendage behind his back. So, away and play in the traffic.
“THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!”
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Prove it.
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OEJ
In contrary, the FSM has been more viewed than any other ‘god’
Ha….a satanist giving us the wrong path talk…so odd.
Uhhh… so you’re a Satanist? I’m guessing you’ve never really read into it, huh? Rule I of the XI Satanic Rules is “Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.” Rule VIII: “Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.” Yeah… it’s not all about Slayer and Satan, you know.
Oh, Satanist huh? That’s real original. I think that a religion about a flying spaghetti monster is just as credible as the church of Satan actually ^^
Wait a minute… you’re a Satanist. Are you sure? I mean, with what you typed, it’s obvious that you haven’t indulged yourself in the 11 Satanic Rules. Rule #1 - “do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.” Rule #8 - “do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.” Therefore, if it’s none of your business, then don’t make it your business. It’s ok, though… because it’s entertaining.