You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
And the say we’re the crazy ones?
No such thing as a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Obviously you’re not looking at the evidence.
Why are you wasting your time with that Satan guy? Our God gives us beer and a stripper factory. What do you get?
What do satanists believe? Oh that’s right, that a big red guy with hooves for feet, and horns and a tail walks (hops) around in command of some sort of really hot correctional facility. Boy do I feel wierd that I believe in a spaghetti monster!
RAmen!
At least we have a mountain of evidence that he put there for us.
I think this mail actually IS from satan ;-)
May you be smitten by the wrath of the Great FSM’s noodly appendage, you infidel. You will boil for eternity in the microwave down under (not Australia) and us believers will watch you from the great noodle factory in the sky and laugh. Heathen scum.
man, I love this site. You couldn’t make this stuff up. classic
bless you. you’re funnee. teenagers *rock* in a so-much-passion, not-enough-information kinda way.
these guys aren’t against you, dude. It’s kinda fun that you’re determined they’re wrong anyhow…
I wonder if you’re thinking that satanism is just an inversion of judeo christian norms. in which case, you’re a fundie in disguise (and not a good disguise, either).
Anyhow. Enjoy :)
Hey now. There is no such no for such hate. You have your beliefs and we have ours. I don’t see you going around telling all the other religions that they are “fucking crap” for believing in Buddah, Sheeva, Beelisbub, Allah, or any other assortment of dieties. If you must insult us, please insult every other religion out there; for our belief in the FSM is just as valid as any other religion’s belief in their god.
*There is no such need for your hate. Sorry. Didn’t notice the mistake until it was too late.
Poor little lonely satanist.
Never learned the meaning of the word “irony”, eh anonymous?
Obvoiusly, Albert Einstein has been reincarnated. How can I refute such pure logic? I’m off to the local satanist bookstore to replace my library, and maybe score a T-shirt, too.
no insulting of his noodly appendage!
There is also NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS SATAN, so open your own fucking eyes
come up with? it was the flying spaghetti monster who came up with us, not the other way around. Also I dont see how the Satan is a better choice of being to worship, though feel free to prove me wrong. Finnaly I’ll open my eyes, when you open your mind.
I would just like to say two things. 1) Please go back to the High School you graduated from and give them back the diploma because due to your utter inability to grasp the basic rules of grammar you shouldn’t have been allowed past 9th grade English. 2) If you happen to have some evidence that yours or any other faith has a better claim to correctness then His Noodlie Appendage I would be more then willing to accept that there has been a mistake.
On a side note, I don’t think I’ve ever seen hate mail from a Satanist before (assuming its from a real Satanist), could this be a sign that His Noodlieness is making his presence felt more strongly?
RAmen
Now if this guy could type his rant upside down I’d pay more attention.
“it’s not what we do” What exactly do you do? - besides listening to bad music and torturing defenceless fuzzy animals.
I’ve said it before, but seriously…SO not worth our time.