You guys are just crazy with no life……Spaghetti monster????? even I could come up with something better - I pride myself on being a satanist. You guys are so fucking crap it makes me sick. You’re all blind and headed aon the wrong path - I’m not trying to drag you into satanism - it’s not what we do, but I’m just saying: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!! THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
When you say sacrificing a virgin, you mean deflowering, right? If so, that sounds like my kind of religion, but FSM is good too. Nothing wrong with polytheism as long as we keep Yaweh out of our pantheon.
If you are going to be so unsatanist, don’t announce that you are a satanist. You’re making a bad impression for the real satanists out there.
Satanism is actually my closest religion; i did a lot of research into it. I wasn’t going to be one, no way. But it means I know the basics of it.
So go learn how to be a satanist and leave us to worship our noodly lord because he is all-mighty and made of pasta.
You should open your fucking eyes. Then you would see his noodly goodness.
Well, I will not stoop the level of satanism. I am a Santaist.
Woah hahaha man this “religion” is pretty cool i wanna get a FSM for my dads car and a shirt and a sticker for my room i love this!
Is it crazy to love the pasta? If so, I don’t want to be sane. RAmen.
Hey,
Don’t bash the pasta guys. They have a very valid theory that is more reasonable than any other religion/belief. There is not Satan, just a guy named Santa and Stan, but most definately, no Satan.
Sanity is for non-religious people.
I know a lot of Computer Science students who literally worship Serial ATA technology
SATAists they are!
lol ween will people start 2 realise that we pastafariansare not satanists