OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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And i hope the noodle will descend and light up your heart with tomato sauce and pasta goodness
And i hope his noodles will touch the warm depths of your heart with saue and pasta goodness.
So typically stupid that does not even deserve a reply.
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But, as I am in a good mood, I just tell you, anonymous, that most of us have read the bible and know it far better than you do.
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RAmen
No we’re going to Heaven; there are Beer Vulcanoes!
But um… what do you ‘actually think’?
Just proof me that the world wasn’t created by the FSM and I’m outa here.
Where to begin? I’ve read the Holey Bibble and I don’t remember reading anywhere that belief in the FSM should be taken as “confirmation” that the world was ending. Perhaps its in Judges. That book kind of drags and I might have missed it.
Your prayers, while hopefully well intentioned, are not necessary. It is safe for you to assume that folks around here have heard of this Jesus that you speak of, and all of his Holey Mackerals. Its too bad folks didn’t just take his advice, but instead tried to turn him into a god.
I have heard hell described as a separation from god. If this is true, then you Anonymous are already there. Too bad too, because you could have tried to figure some things out for yourself, rather than try to tell other people how to live and believe.
And I was having such a good day. I can’t believe people can be so stupid, no I take that back, I can. Evidently no one really bothers to read the website or can recognize good sarcasm.
I was shown the Bible… and I read it. The Bible consists of the same amount of proof confirming it as the legit Word as well as the Gospel of the FSM. Therefore, they both have to be real since they’re typed in ink stating that it’s the real deal… but I prefer to worship the one that’s less a-hole-ish, rational… and yummy.
I had to learn christianity for 3 summers in a row. i read the bible every day, we had too. And i was read part of the bible yesterday, and found out that if it were true, i’m going to hell in 8 different ways. One more thing: If God loves us all as you say, why would he end the world?
I learned christianity 3 summers in a row bud, and i thought a lot of it was ridiculous, and i was ages 9-12 then. I was also read passages of the bible yesterday by a friend, and found out that i’m going to hell in 8 different ways. One question for you: If God loves us so much, why is he supposedly going to “end the world”?
Dear anonimous,
I hope somone will show you the bible someday, as it says to “Love thy neighbor”. It also says not to judge people. In addition I wouldnt mind hell much, as it has strippers and beer (be them vd and stale).
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Sincerely Yours,
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Somone Obvously More Schooled In Your Religion Then You
Anonymous again? Where on the intartron do you not live?
It’s funny how a Christian tries to convert us, but a Satanist just flips us off and leaves us alone.
The world is coming to an end. Luckily, it’s an extremely slow process.
the fact that “the faithfull” still haven’t realized that their ignorant views and unfounded ideas about the world ARE going to bring the end is what scares me. the idea that ANYTHING except probablity created the world is rediculous…so the noodley wonderfulness is just as LOGICAL to pray to as your Jewish carpenter born to a virgin…yeah…
uuhhhhhh….the fact that “the faithfull” still haven’t realized that their ignorant views and unfounded ideas about the world ARE going to bring the end is what scares me. the idea that ANYTHING except probablity created the world is rediculous…so the noodley wonderfulness is just as LOGICAL to pray to as your Jewish carpenter born to a virgin…yeah…
Actually, and this is the truth, Jesus himself is a Pastafarian. I know this because he is guiding my fingers as I type this. The feeling is amazing and almost impossible to believe.
Mhm. One word:
“Satire.”
I’ve read the bible. Also read the book of morman… So far none of it makes any more sense than the Gospel of the FSM
Dear anonymous (if that is your real name),
I have seen a bible. That is exactly why I am here thank you.
1) Your savior, not, NOT “ours”
2) Your Hell, you burn in it
3) Who are you agreeing with?
4) The Great FSM is much more believable than some giant old man, or a white Jesus in the Muslim and Black Middle East and Africa.
Hang on a sec, doesn’t the argument go that Jesus died for our sins and with the death and resurrection all sins past, present and future were washed away? Therefore by that argument no one, no matter what we do will ever got to hell.
Yippee cold beer and gorgeous strippers await for all…
RAMEN
See how I mixed my metaphors? good eh?