OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Christians, islamists, other religious people — what is the difference between Monster, God and Allah? God and Allah are said to look like people — I sooner think that the people who met them, couldn’t see them well and made their appearance up. So it could easily be that the Monster is also the God and the Allah at the same time and that the Monster has come down to the Earth the same quantity of times how many different religions exist. Each time he made up the rules for people on their language and this is why the rules are different. People at the time when he visited them didn’t know what spagetti look like and couldn’t understand what the Monster looks like — so they made up human-like appearence. Now the truth is found! Religion is one for all the world — this is belief in The Freat Flying Monster.
Religions of all countries, turn into sects of The FSM!
P.S. The funnier your God will be, the easier it will be for atheists to destroy the religion. But the larger the quantity of religions will be, the difficultier it will be for religion (nonsence) to make the government to fight with science and evolution (sence).
gold? i don’t quite understand why a religious belief other than your own is proof that the world is coming to an end. do you consider buddhism, hinduism, or judaism proof as well?
They actually signed their name “anonymous” ?????? Well, at least they spelled it right.
I fart on your bible and laugh in the face of the hell I am supposedly destined for. The FSM is the true path! May you learn the error of your ways and be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
lololol, apparently christians are not evolved enough to understand the concept of “Parody”
Yes…because a joke will most truly damn your eternal soul…. *sigh*
Using my noodly appendage, I have transformed this drivel into sense! Behold:
“OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying [white guy with a beard] created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the [Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster] someday soon and that you turn to [Him] our savior so [FSM] can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell. [where the strippers are unattractive, and the beer domestic]
with pity,
anonymous”
Viola! Another convert!
*sobs hysterically*
Dear noodly Fsm, why do you send these repetitious, illiterate fools in droves to your holy website?
seriously, how many times can they say the same thing, akmost word for word
i am starting to believe that this is all the work of one truly deranged schizophrenic
because how could so many, be so bloody stupid?
-RAmen
Have you not considered reading the evidence section of the site? There are at least 100 hundred persons with Ph.Ds out there claiming FSM is REAL!! I believe it, so therefore it is the REAL truth.
RAmen
I have some serious trouble comprehending the assumptions that most of the hater out there make about atheists (or Pastafarians). They seem to assume that we are all fundamentally evil and amoral monsters all rightfully bound for hell. I am a proud atheist who lives a life which is by anybody’s standard “moral” and “good”. I have read the bible and I can say with confidence that my moral standards are very high; I don’t cheat, steal, lie, cause intentional harm to others, discriminate, hate… I don’t think that any “good” God could condemn me or the majority of atheists out there to hell for simply refusing to believe Him due to lack of any empirical scientific evidence (but are otherwise are good moral people).
Anon,
The FSM is a deity which was made up to mock the idea of a deity. It was made to show that the FSM is just as un-disprovable as your god.
At least, that’s my understanding of it.
Sincerely,
Pwnzerfaust
um, dude, shove it up ur ass. cuz no one here cares what you have to say.
may you be blessed by his noodly appendage.
Peace love and pirates
Ramen
OK,
I agree that this god thing is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a Holy Ghost created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the direct correlation between less pirates and a thinning ozone someday soon and that you turn to the FSM, because if not, we’re all going to live on an earth that is like the hell place in that scienceless fiction holey BUY-BULL book
with great fear,
Always show your respect to the FSM…sprinkle some grated stinky cheese on it. MMmmmm so tasty!
Hm. Doesn’t sound like a letter from /b/ at all.
Oh…
he(she?) means /that/ sort of anonymous.
Ahh yes, hell! So much cooler than boring clouds where you have to watch out for aircraft. I think that hell may be there simply for his noodely goodness to cook more noodles. Afterall, if he doesn’t have enough noodles to hold everyone down, we would be really tall. So hurray for hell! Also, there are not enough seats in heaven, you have to stand the whole time.
Ramen!
People who try to convert me to bible-based religeons usually recieve the blessing of knowing what my door looks like from the outside. It’s a very special and unique gift, given to people I don’t particularly care for.
Allow the good people here to collectively give you this gift, and a wedgie for good measure.
I’ll be sure to request you as a public servant sometime when I get into heaven, seeing as you’ll surely spend some time in hell with a selfish attitude like that.
Also, with a group of people as smart as the ones here, even if we do go to hell, we’ll end up with AC, computers, a new internet, robot servants, beer and strippers to occupy our time.
So, I ask you, for the fate of the world and maybe the universe: convert to Pastafarianism, become a pirate, and help save it all one noodle at a time.
I personally love the FSM.
For those who chose to go about and bash and send the hoards of Hate mail…consider
“None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it.”
A quote from the Open letter to the Kansas School Board.
Sound familiar?
Oh joy, I’m going to hell. Oh well, I’ll see my fellow Pastafarians there, along with Plato, Aristotle, Gandhi, Einstein, Virgil, Tesla, oh woe is me, to go to see people who epitomized logic and reason. You know, regardless of how much faith you have in your God, there’s nothing different about your God and our FSM. There’s no concrete empirical evidence either exists, so both an argumentum ad ignorantiam, and neither can fall to any more of a reduction to the absurd. (Wow… I feel like I’ve said this before… “humm…”) Anyway because our beliefs are BELIEFS and neither backed up by anything, you fail to prove why your religion is somehow right and ours is wrong. Get off your high horse, Pastafarians and Christians are the same, we have equally valid beliefs! We’ve got a book to say the FSM created everything, you’ve got one saying God created everything, there’s no empirical evidence to say that your god is any more valid than the FSM. It’s people like you who give Christians a bad name, “If you don’t believe what we do, you’re going to hell!”… believe what you want, but DONT go forcing those beliefs on others. Oh well, if Christianity turns out to be true, I’m still glad I’ll be in better company in hell than in heaven with guys like you who have nothing better to do than impose their non-empirical beliefs on others.
Anonomous: I probably know the holy babble better than you do, along with the Koran and the Torah. After all, it is reading the various so called holy books that helped me realise that it was just a man made bronze aged myth. I hope that one day you will truly read the babble and see it for the contradictory nonsense it is and free yourself to live your own life in this one instead of worrying about what will happen when you are worm food.
Just a few unrelated observations:
1. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts and Benny Hinn are other reliable sources that can be used to support your belief that we have come the end of time. “The end of time” that is actually relevant, I suspect, should be specified as the end of THEIR time.
2. If you contact just about any six Rastafarians, I think you will discover that many of them own bibles, but having actually read the mighty tome, now use it (them) as door stops. I own two, not counting my newly acquired Book of Mormon (it is a riot-give it a try).
3. If Jesus Christ is such a savior, why did he focus his message on Iron Age Palestine. Everyone prior to that time, and everyone geographically isolated from that worldwide crossroad (such as those in China, Mongolia, the South Pacific and basically the rest of the world) missed his message. They then died. Now, they are now roasting in hell enjoying perpetual renewed torture by fire because of their inability to sign up with your savior. According to your bible, all of the good people who died before, or out of reach of, Jesus’s message are presenly roasting along with the actively evil deceased. Our noodly master would never condemn the good and innocent.
4. My noodly master will save us all, even Jerry Falwell. He will send us to a place where beer comes up out of the ground and where there is a never ending source of fresh free-range strippers. We will be happier than a pigs in butter.