OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Seen the Bible.
After heavy personal debate, I found it just wasn’t right for me.
The FSM, on the other hand…
RAmen!
OK,
I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a Holy Ghost created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the direct corelation of less pirates = thining ozone someday soon and that you turn to Flying Spaghetto Monster, because if not, you’re all going to burn here on this earth as if it were that terrible place named hell in that scienceless fiction book, The holey BUY-BULL.
with pity,
Always remember to sprinkle a little grated stinky cheese upon the FSM. Mmmm so tasty
“All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end.”
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If you truly believe that this is the beginning of the end of the world, I feel sorry for you. I really do. The world has been around long before us and it will outlive us by a long shot. That you believe that we are the be all and end all of creation is an insult to nature and life itself.
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“I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.”
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Yeah, yeah! We’re going to Hell, what else is new?
Why are these xtians so sure that we are bringing the world to an end???? And why are they so sure we have never read the bible??? Actually, I’m pretty sure (as in my case) that reading the bible is a major contributing factor to a lot of us being here
(Hmmm I used the word ’sure’ quite a lot there…oops, did it again)
OK,
I agree that this god thing is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a Holy Ghost created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the direct correlation between less pirates and a thinning ozone someday soon and that you turn to the FSM, because if not, we’re all going to live on an earth that is like the hell place in that scienceless fiction holey BUY-BULL book
with great fear,
Always show your respect to the FSM…sprinkle some grated stinky cheese on it. MMmmmm so tasty
I agree that this god thing is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a Holy Ghost created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the direct correlation between less pirates and a thinning ozone someday soon and that you turn to the FSM, because if not, we’re all going to live on an earth that is like the hell place in that scienceless fiction holey BUY-BULL book
with great fear,
Always show your respect to the FSM…sprinkle some grated stinky cheese on it. MMmmmm so
Actually, and this is absolutely true, Jesus himself is a Pastafarian. He is guiding my fingers as I write this. It is an amazing feeling.
Lame.
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“Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. “
shit, why did noone bring this up before?! I had no idea, thank you for letting us know, we must all change our ways guys with this new piece of information.
read it… pretty stupid book full of lots of scary stuff designed to scare people into conforming, and taking power away from the real Christians in Rome. written back in 450AD before they knew the earth was round, and the sun was the center of the solar system (things that you would be killed for disagreeing with) and stuff… yeah…. Great way to guide your life… as we can see from your judgmental comments. Thanks for making our point for us though. It helps our cause.
I’ve seen the Bible!! Have you seen the Gospel?
Ah… hell, how are the winters there? Because it’s cold here in ohio and I could really go for a warm climate change. Thanks for the well wishes anonymous!
RAmen!
How exactly will I make the world end faster? Everyone who sends a e-mail in keeps telling us that.
RAmen,
Bobert
Our beliefs our everywhere just as valid as your’s, maybe even more seeing as how a Flying Spaghetti Monster did create the universe
Congratulations on knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Quite a refreshing change.
PS. Someone did show me the Bible once. It made a great placemat for my ravioli.
Why are so many Christians cursing the world to end?
I have seen the bible and the pages within made perfect rolling papers!! Thank you FSM!
There is no difference between the God and the Flying Spagetti Monster, don’t you see? God is looking like a usual man — and the Monster looks like a usual spagetti. Christians cannot imagine unusual and powerfull spagetti — and it is difficult for me to imagine a man, who can make marvels and lives somewhere in the sky (where is he living, if all the sky is occupied by satellites, planes, space stations and so on?). I’m thinking that it easy for a wishing biologist to make up an evil or a Spagetti Monster, but neither one nor another would be able to make marvels — they both would be modified animals or humans, no more. If Christian thinks behavior of God is different from behavior of the Monster it is not a reason to say that it doesn’t exist — it exists but was misunderstood, so create your own secta, believing in the same Monster.
Christians, start believing in THE SPAGETTI MONSTER!!! At least, noone will be able to say that The Monster harmed the humanity by wars.
RAmen.
P.S. If it doesn’t matter what the god(the monster) looks like and what is its name, then islamists, christians and all religious people can start believing in the monster. The only difference will be how many “better you wouldn’t do it”, where, and to whom did the Monster give. So we can bravely decide that the Monster has went down to give the rules to people several times, and each time the people couldn’t see him enough well to understand what is HE like — and thought out their own picture.
Yes it is nonsense. I agree fully with you. It is nuts to believe in superstitious nonsense (including your superstitious nonsense).
Another Christian nut condemning us to Hell and they wonder why so many people have issues with Christians. Oh yeah, Christians have been claiming the world will end for centuries so when you say it we can all take it as a grain of salt. Also, wise up, when revelations was written John most likely was referring to the Roman emperor Nero in which his name when converted to a numeric value is 666. He thought he world would end thousands of years ago when he was exiled.
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Additionally, you prove to be another hypocrite of your religion because a true follower would not be going to websites and telling people they are going to hell of which I do not believe in. Condemning us to hell is nothing but pure hatred.
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Keep your pity to yourself because you are a very sad excuse for a human being. I hope you do something to you qualify for the Darwin Awards. The human race would be better off without your dna in the gene pool.
RAmen!