OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Bobby please do me a favour and stop posting shit like this up - all it does is piss everybody off. Let the retard’s words fall on deaf ears please. By posting his words you encourage these pretend Christians to continue spewing their vaginal discharge of ideas from minds that have de-evolved from apes. There is a reason that IQ is negatively correlated with Religion - this site should be dedicated to our ideals of equality and peace not this fucking garbage. RAmen!
Hehe. Yet another ‘do as we say or you’ll burn FOREVER!’ Christian. I find it funny how you say that Jesus Christ is your savior then say that we are all going to burn in Hell in the same sentence.
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Goober-head!
“I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon…”
Oh, believe me, they have. I think the whole horse and water argument applies here. Especially when the water is stagnant.
………………………………..”Epic”
Hey, he/she is absolutely right! I also agree that everything after that first sentence “is a bunch of complete nonsense” Welcome to Pastafarianism, anonymous! Oh and congratulations on the recent attacks on those Scientology whackos, or was that a different anonymous (I never can tell.)
Another one of these great emails from someone that doesn’t read or understand. Why is the same thing getting posted over and over. Fine we are all going to Hell because you condemned us there. The other 1,000,000 emails were ignored, but yours finally kicked your Jesus in the ass and we are all going to rot now.
If people would read and actually use their brains I don’t think so many would rely on the Bible as an argument.
MLB
Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven…
I haven’t got anything to say to that. My words would obviously have no effect on you.
I hope some day, you are introduced to the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, so you can at long last see the truth, and reach salvation. If not, you’re going to pasta hell.
Why post anonymously? Just make up a name like the rest of us!
As for the rest, well duh… It’s irony - look it up.
Also, just a note to all that we named our new cat “Noodle” in honor of the FSM.
I’m starting to take these threats of eternal damnation as a compliment. Thank you anonymous!!!
i think thats sad, you come to a site, bash other peoples beliefs and threaten them with your belief systems punishment, do you attack buddists and anyone else who doent believe in a god that rapes virgins to make martyrs? I think your bible is more of a sanctamonius pile of shit then this, but at least we know who created FSM and there intentions, the bible was written by who? the long lost disciples of someone, MAYBE and its full of inconsistancys and murder.. you my friend can pray to your god that you can get into heaven or hell, i will live happy knowing that i will not be haunted by threats of Eternal fire and brimstone.
Clear concience and without un-wanted pity.
Shilo Butler, unafraid to say who i am!
What makes you so sure you’re not going to hell with us and that the Muslims had it right all along? Or even that WE are the right religion and that you’re wrong?
We can certainly provide evidence to support our claims, just look at the sings FSMs followers have been recieving!
RAmen!
“you’re all going to hell”
i think we should all go here this summer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan
We can call it Pastafarians Burn in Hell 2008
Anonymous, why is it that the FSM signals the end of the world? Is it our entire universe that is going to end? Or is it just the earth where we live? Is going to hell meant to be a way of motivating nonbelievers to believe christian theology as opposed to FSM?
already been shown the bible. a bit preachy, but the stories are really interesting. would never use it to guide my beliefs. FSM, in my not so humble opinion, is better for that. and theologically makes as much sense as the bible.
Where is this magical Bible that all these people keep telling me to look at? I’ve read quite a few Bibles and found them nothing more than a collection of stories, fairy tales, poetries and ramblings of a few generations of tribal peoples. Where is this Bible that causes my brain to fall out, accept nonsense over reason and believe there is a highly improbable sky daddy ready to spank me for not knowing his superstitious form existed?
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Satire is a word you should look up.
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Also, how chicken-shit must you be to sign something “anonymous?” You must not be that confident in your beliefs if you are afraid to back them up with your real name.
Love,
John
Yes a “Your going to hell” hate mail, they are my favorite. If only Jeebus were here, he could save me.
Good, we were short one person for a titillating game of “missing the whole fucking point.”
I saw the bible. It was a fairy tale. Oh, and who are you agreeing with? Nobody here, that’s for sure.