OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Bible someday soon and that you turn to Jesus Christ our savior so God can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
anonymous
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
threats of hellfire again? These guys just aren’t original…
OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense. All you people who actually think that an old guy created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end. I pray that someone around you will show you the Gospel someday soon and that you turn to the FSM our savior so He can have mercy on your souls, because if not, you’re all going to hell.
with pity,
Dr Dagger
Ah, that’s more like it! With the polite comments by christians appearing somewhat regularly lately, I was beginning to doubt my hard atheist line a bit. So thanks anonymous poster at the top of this thread for justifying my being an arse to christians every now and then.
“OK, I agree that this is a bunch of complete nonsense.”
Most of us are aware of this. We are much more intelligent than you make us look, as we often use sarcasm to get our point across. If you don’t believe me, try reading a few evidences and worships through. It’s clear we’re making not being serious.
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This, however, is disturbing:
“All you people who actually think that a flying spaghetti monster created us are just confirmation that this world is soon coming to an end.”
I’m sure you thought the same thing when you heard that people historically didn’t believe in the same god as yours. Since obviously, the world hasn’t ended during these days–even the Great Flood failed to keep Chinese from living happily with their Taoism 4,000 years ago–we don’t believe the people who actually does believe in FSM would be any more influential to the end of the world as Taoism
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I strongly don’t believe that people should go to hell because they don’t believe in the same God as you do. A person who passionately believes in a Catholic God, then kills Protestant due to conflicting interpretation of the Bible should have a higher probability of going to hell than a a Buddhist who advocates for peace and prosperity for all people. If you don’t agree with my perspective, than I can only conclude your perception of the Bible is what’s bringing the world to unneeded bloodshed.
It’s good that you feel that way. It means you understand exactly how we feel about your religion, that it’s “complete nonsense”. Oh, and by the way, that’s also how 4 plus billion other people on earth feel about your religion.
Sir, with all due respect to YOUR God, please stop referring to Jesus Christ as OUR Savior. I can only hope that when you finally realize the true ways of Pastafarianism, when the one True FSM invites you into heaven (yes, you non-believers get a ticket as well, our Diety is as generous as He is handsome), you will enjoy the fact that we can still get along, regardless of how wrong OUR beliefs are to you.
RAmen.
Well, I happen to think that your belief system is compete nonsense; but as our noodley creator is merciful and kind, he does not send people to hell just for believing nonsense.
with pity,
Sarah
Sir, with all due respect to you and YOUR beliefs, please refrain from calling Jesus Christ OUR savior. We have our own savior, and when you finally realize the true way of the Pastafarian, you will understand. And when the FSM invites you to heaven (yes, you non-believers get a ticket as well, for our savior is as generous as He is handsome) you will learn that just because we think differently than you, we are just as right as you are in our beliefs.
RAmen
You mean our supernatural being that can’t be seen or heard is nonsense, but your supernatural being that can’t be seen or heard makes sense? I think that they are at least equal on the surface. When you add in how Flying Spaghetti Monsterism explains why observation differs from scripture, we are much more rational. Although a strong argument could be made against both. -Fizz
But why the HELL do they think that hell afraid us???? It is complete non sense! There is no hell! There is just stale beer and HIV strippers…
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YOU should be afraid that you may be fated to drink something even flatter and tasteless than american beer for eternity… (Canadian beer is way better)
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I am becoming very bothered with this “hell” issue. As as for the world coming to an end, I repeat and repeat that the world will probably end with some religious fanatic using an H-Bomb because someone has drawn caricatures of his damn HUMAN prophet… or something even worse.
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Think that believing in God is not a prerequisite to love this world and protect it.
And PLEASE stop with the pity thing… We are very happy of our condition, and I think that everybody here agrees with that.
Does anyone seriously believe that the world is coming to an end soon!?
What’s NOT a sign of the Apocalypse to an anonymous End-Timer these days?
Since this one can spell and punctuate, I assume he will recognise the word “Apocalypse”.
Hey Anonymous,
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I usually don’t write to people like you because you won’t read what I say, but I have three things to tell you:
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1. This is satire.
2. Most of us have read the bible.
3. We have chosen, based on scientific and philosophical criteria, to live a moral life that isn’t based on the idea that an invisible, omniscient man (woman??) is watching over us, created us, and is completely undetectable.
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Yes, we all are truly going to hell for being logical, moral, and philosophically sound people…that’s what a just god does.
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RAmen,
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P.E.T.
There we go again - another Christian who proves the majority are idiots - why do you feel the need to come here to tell us you believe we’re going to burn in hell? Nobody gives a flying fuck what you believe buddy and neither should we. You are under the same impression as the vast majority of religious people - you seem to think that we should respect your beliefs by constantly throwing them in our face. Get this in your thick skull - nobody cares about you’re beliefs - you show nothing but absolute ignorance and malice towards others by writting something like this. Get over yourself; nobody gives a fuck what your personal beliefs are (and while you’re at it keep it out of the goddamned schools; if you want to retard your children at home by all means do so).
suck my balls,
Dereck.
How in a minimum of 11 years of English class did anonymous miss learning about sarcasm? anonymous, you may very well be right that the human race is coming to an end. We’ve never had the knowledge that would enable a few people to kill everyone on this planet until 60 years ago. The world will still be here long after it is no longer suitable for human habitation thought. This means billions of years. Hell isn’t so bad. Hellfire to cook my pasta and the holy sauce, stale beer (but still beer), and plenty of company (many rock and roll greats, scientists like Newton, the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, and many others as well).
Why the bible? Why not the Quran? Or the torah? Which one of those is right? Which one should i choose? What is the meaning of like? Aaaaaa……
How many of you retards have been predicting the end of the world over the years? It’s simply fucking amazing that someone who claims to love God and His creation is soooo looking forward to it being destroyed. You disgust me.
Someone doesn’t get the idea of satire.
Nor does this someone understand that threatening non-Christians with hell is like threatening Christians with being banned from Asgard.
And didn’t the Bible say Jesus would return before his generation passed away? Seems he’s a bit late, eh?
Does the concept of sarcasm go right over your head? Read the comment just before yours by a pastor of your religion, it might show you what this is all really about.