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THIS IS WACKED OUT !SPAGHETTI IS SOMETHING YOU EAT THEN POOP OUT AFTER A FEW HOURS!!! THE IS NO SUCH THING IM SORRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAH MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! A GOD THAT WILL SEND ALL OF THESE FSM PEOPLE RIGHT TO HELL SO REMEMBER YOUR FOOD GOD WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN! ITS STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THIS WORLD END FASTER
-c
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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‘c’ it is, ok c
It is because of Christians like you that I have turned my back on religion. How dare you judge us? I have read your bible and there’s nothing different in there than what you will find on this website: man created tales of a made up deity. There is a reason why this is a satire of your religion. Stop threatening me with hell, I don’t believe in hell. Now, if you truly believe in hell you should remember that Jesus taught that we shouldn’t judge, so guess where you’re going, lol.
Now to prove to you, which I really have no need to do, but hey what the heck. Let’s review a few words your “lord jesus” said while he was on this planet
“Stop judging that YOU may not be judged; for with what judgment YOU are judging, YOU will be judged; and with the measure that YOU are measuring out, they will measure out to YOU.” (Mat. 7:1,2)
So, please leave us alone and follow truly or path and let others follow theirs.
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“SPAGHETTI IS SOMETHING YOU EAT THEN POOP OUT AFTER A FEW HOURS!!!”
Yes, but it’s divine poop.
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Rite everyone. I get the feeling that this site is here to make a statement on organised religion. However, I think one has to take a neutral view when making their own choice on such matters. Just becuase all religions contain innaccuracies and some blatently false (or symbolic) material dosn’t mean that its source should be disregarded (take the poor translation of the bible as an example). At the end of the day, one should conclude (based on strong scientific evidence aswell as human logic):
The universe is NOT eternal (it had a beginning) and it hasn’t enough mass to be drawn back into a singularity.
…meaning that something outside the universe is eternal, be it “God” or some impersonal “object” (this is because if there was ever nothing, there could not be something now). Yet the existence of either of these things is impossible to explain by our logic, as is an eternal “thing” is outside time as time implies a beginning. If “it” is outside time then “it” can not change, as time is an order of events, it is the medium for change. If it cannot change then how could it create the universe, it couldn’t to our logic. However, our logic probably wouldn’t apply outside the universe, so I guess a different logic may apply, which could make it plausable. However the universe being eternal itself is ILLOGICAL, as we know the laws of the universe and this would be in conflict with them. I personally believe that there is an eternal “God” as oppose to some other “non-being” as it would perfectly fit in with the harmonic creation of the cosmos and most importantly the world we live in.
P.S.-if there is a God, THERE IS NO HELL! Would a God who loved his children like a father allow them to be tortured for eternity, and since when is it fair to hand out eternal punishment for finite sins. The Bible is mistranslated on this matter and never mentions eternal punishment (in original text)! Basically we’re all going to heaven eventually (even Hitler) through Jesus= my beliefs.
PEACE!
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Well, I generally only visit this site to look at the hatemail it gets. Such a variation. Some are well thought out and have good persuasion…
Others (the funnier ones) are like the one ‘c’ wrote.
Must admit this whole Flying Spaghetti Monster thing makes me laugh as well.
Keep up the good work! :P
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Wow, what a cliche! A hypocritical, Christian who can’t wait to see those who disagree with him or her (c doesn’t exactly indicate a sex)being punished by the fiery temper a “loving God” for making a joke. Thanks for your comment, it reaffirmed my lack of faith in humanity. Now I have to go pray to his Noodliness for patience and tolerance.
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Reading vitriolic nonsense such as that which “c” spewed forth causes me to almost despair for humanity. Fortunately, I found the Church of the FSM through a reference in Richard Dawkins’ “The God Delusion.” Your collective sense of humor and intelligence proves the righteousness of the way of the noodle. Color me converted.
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God must love all his people if he’s sending us to a place of eternal torture.
Yippee!
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Have you ever read the bible? There are so many animals you can’t eat. It’s crazy. Apparently, you can’t eat small owls, fat owls, tall owls, short owls, barn owls, brown owls, little owls, grey owls, red owls, and bird owls.
Our bible allows you to eat anything you want. Especially spaghetti!
RAmen
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Man not to be mean but your god sounds like an asshole. Just cause a few people think differently they are to burn??
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They don’t worship spaghetti, they worship a god MADE of spaghetti. You don’t worship stories made up by humans, do you? I’m praying you understand what I just hinted at. You probably won’t. Get back to me in, say, five years?
RAmen and Blessed Be.
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Hey leave him alone about the CAP LOCK. Perhaps he typed it in lower case but his vengeful god wanted to make a point and miraculously changed his post to UPPER CASE. You can’t prove its not true. I’m taking muffins to hell with me mmmm toasty.
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Making the world end faster!? Sorry asshole, its the christian fundies that don’t believe in global warming, not us.
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I think I’ll take some marshmallows and hot dogs. Yummy.
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Why would your God do that to me? He would send me to hell purely for getting something wrong?…sounds like a right b?tch!
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Why would your God do that?
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Do you actually think the world is going to end soon? Okay, describe in detail what will happen
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“My god can beat up your god!”
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if you must know i have been into outer space (this is true, it was for testing those foamy pillow things by NASA) and the pressure was such that i fainted and the flying spaghetti monster appeared to me with a despairing moan and pitiful half baked eyes dripping a tomatosauce -like subsance (possibly blood now i think on it)
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and He said to me in an odd accent “Venganza! bptell moi peehple that ahy am goon blut ahy will glovve you galblways foreghbver. Venganza!”
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then i woke up, to see through the porthole the last of a faraway planet, or a star- or a string of noodle…
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disappear
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into a
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big
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hole…
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after this experience i was told that my eyes had become grey and glassy during my faint. my eyes are green.
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Yeah, God is surely a good person, sending us to hell for believing in something else, eh? I’ll leave your religion alone, you leave mine alone. Get me some beer.
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Hey does your god need reservations for us to have a place in your hell? Or do you think you could just take care of that for us…..you know…..as you seeeeeeem to be the expert on who should go there and everything. I personally would love to spend a little time in your hell so I could invite a few of your condemned to our volcano beer party. And …beings you guys don’t want them anyway, I guess nobody would mind if I just did a clean sweep and invited them all. Wow….we may need another volcano and …….maybe a few more strippers. Hey if you want me to just keep it simple for you….give me your gods cell phone number and I will call him myself and make it all right. I would not want you to be afraid of making a guy like that mad…….He might send you there ….and you would be so lonely after everyone else left and joined US!
Oh my gosh….who wants to help me with the VIP lists? We can’t have Anthony and Julius Cesar tapping from the same Keg….it didn’t work out when they were alive. Lets see….and maybe we should separate a few of the Witches…..I am afraid they might gang up on some of the backsliding christians on pure principle. And of course, the Kennedys…….What will we do with the Kennedys!
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well im not chirstian meaning i dont believe in heaven nor hell . so i wont ever have to go to either
but i will have eternal rest and dream the rest of my dealthlyhood until my so called soul and spirit is awakend and i am a cute little bunnie
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I wasn’t aware stupidity was directly related to our worlds longevity.
Kindly don’t talk.
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I’m not sure but i don’t think your digestive system can digest pasta in a couple hours… It would be something more like a day… :/
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I’m confused
I thought that God (if he really existed) was a loving God and that Christianity was supposed to be about tolerance
I’m new to the Church of FSM, but just by reading these desperate attempts to “save” us all from damnation just pushes me closer to His Noodlyness
Ramen
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So I’m going to hell? Wonderful! Some intelligent conversation! At last!
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The FSM invited the Caps Lock Button!
RAmen
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Read it, didn’t like it. Too much contradiction. Didn’t understand why your god was so mean.
“The is no such thing.”
Well, I’m sure the word “the” exists. I’ve used it many times.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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