what is up with this?
READ THE REAL BIBLE!!!!!!!
THIS IS WACKED OUT !SPAGHETTI IS SOMETHING YOU EAT THEN POOP OUT AFTER A FEW HOURS!!! THE IS NO SUCH THING IM SORRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAH MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD! A GOD THAT WILL SEND ALL OF THESE FSM PEOPLE RIGHT TO HELL SO REMEMBER YOUR FOOD GOD WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN! ITS STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT IS MAKING THIS WORLD END FASTER
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Hey leave him alone about the CAP LOCK. Perhaps he typed it in lower case but his vengeful god wanted to make a point and miraculously changed his post to UPPER CASE. You can’t prove its not true. I’m taking muffins to hell with me mmmm toasty.
Making the world end faster!? Sorry asshole, its the christian fundies that don’t believe in global warming, not us.
I think I’ll take some marshmallows and hot dogs. Yummy.
Why would your God do that to me? He would send me to hell purely for getting something wrong?…sounds like a right b?tch!
Why would your God do that?
Do you actually think the world is going to end soon? Okay, describe in detail what will happen
“My god can beat up your god!”
if you must know i have been into outer space (this is true, it was for testing those foamy pillow things by NASA) and the pressure was such that i fainted and the flying spaghetti monster appeared to me with a despairing moan and pitiful half baked eyes dripping a tomatosauce -like subsance (possibly blood now i think on it)
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and He said to me in an odd accent “Venganza! bptell moi peehple that ahy am goon blut ahy will glovve you galblways foreghbver. Venganza!”
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then i woke up, to see through the porthole the last of a faraway planet, or a star- or a string of noodle…
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disappear
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into a
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big
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black
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hole…
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after this experience i was told that my eyes had become grey and glassy during my faint. my eyes are green.
Yeah, God is surely a good person, sending us to hell for believing in something else, eh? I’ll leave your religion alone, you leave mine alone. Get me some beer.
Hey does your god need reservations for us to have a place in your hell? Or do you think you could just take care of that for us…..you know…..as you seeeeeeem to be the expert on who should go there and everything. I personally would love to spend a little time in your hell so I could invite a few of your condemned to our volcano beer party. And …beings you guys don’t want them anyway, I guess nobody would mind if I just did a clean sweep and invited them all. Wow….we may need another volcano and …….maybe a few more strippers. Hey if you want me to just keep it simple for you….give me your gods cell phone number and I will call him myself and make it all right. I would not want you to be afraid of making a guy like that mad…….He might send you there ….and you would be so lonely after everyone else left and joined US!
Oh my gosh….who wants to help me with the VIP lists? We can’t have Anthony and Julius Cesar tapping from the same Keg….it didn’t work out when they were alive. Lets see….and maybe we should separate a few of the Witches…..I am afraid they might gang up on some of the backsliding christians on pure principle. And of course, the Kennedys…….What will we do with the Kennedys!
well im not chirstian meaning i dont believe in heaven nor hell . so i wont ever have to go to either
but i will have eternal rest and dream the rest of my dealthlyhood until my so called soul and spirit is awakend and i am a cute little bunnie