From Patrick:
Yes, it sucks that a huge tree fell and crushed our house…but He has
shown us that life is precious by His divine presence. We are thankful.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Be amazed, non-believers!
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The FSM truly is everywhere.
I have never seen a deity doing such a nice thing to people… Be grateful!
RAmen
Oh, man. At least nobody was hurt and FSM descended to offer some hope.
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Or an apology for accidentally knocking a tree into your house.
Another miracle. Praise the FSM.
rAmen
Wow! You are so fortunate to be touched in so personal a way. I wish the FSM would come to MY house. The conductor of our symphony orchestra has come to our house, and even the mayor once passed by, but I’m most anxious for the FSM to visit. We’d give him a glass of water, which I’m sure he’d immediately turn into Jack Daniels.
The FSM Ways Are …… Weird…..
Chico storm aftermath… sweet. I live there. That is all.
RAmen
Being touched by his noodly appendage can change your life.
And sometimes your house.
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The FSM is flying above that house and there appears to be a Brontosaurus trying to eat the FSM.
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No wonder he made them go extinct. That Bronotsaurus could gobble him up in one gollop.
The noodly master rises from the remains!
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The house will be remade, better than ever!
How did a tree fall on your house? Was there a thunderstorm where you live? If so, do you live in Central FL, since last night the heavens opened, and I mean opened! Driving home from the mall with my dad, we saw three serious accidents, and countless little ones. Serious as in three-to-five car pileups. It wouldn’t surprise me if a tree fell on your house in that case. But at the mighty FSM touched your house, so it isn’t all bad. RAmen to all! I got gold!
Oh my FSM, Please can i join!
Sometimes, the Noodly One doesn’t know his own strength.
And the FSM said unto the House,
“Thou shalt be healed.”
And it was good.
RAmen.
The same thing happened to my house too, and on top of that, the tree cut down my neighbor’s bushes therefore uniting our lawns! Togetherness!
Wow you saw him with your own eyes! May you be blessed!
Mysterious* are the ways of the FSM! Praise His Noodliness!
*aka. “drunken”
The FSM has graced you with his presence! all will be well as your house shall be converted to a pirate ship!
Ramen
FSM has touched me with his noodly appendage.
I believe it was the FSM’s way of saying “your house is tacky, my follower. Heres the motivation to fix it.” and now you have 2! isnt the FSM smart?
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Aww yeah! This is the best evidence I’ve seen so far! Keep your eye to the sky.